RoadRash

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  1. ...... Who wants to meet my sorry ass? Then on Monday, me and a certain individual who really likes to post in the Speaker's Corner, will be hangin' in the City...anyone gonna be there who wants to meet a gun nut and a kinkmaster, shoot me a PM...... ~R+R...I just realized that the above statements sound really funny......thank you for your time...!
  2. RoadRash

    Whats your name?

    So should I call you Beer or F*ck for short? ~R+R...What's yo name is?... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. I'm waiting...... ~R+R...Hmmmm...wood...Mmmmmmmm... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. I don't know about you...but it looks like the first guy blended his penis......Ewwwwwwwwww...... ~R+R...Mmmmmmmmmmmm....body shots...Oh, Kennedy!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. OMG! OMG! OMG! Answer your damned phone once in a while, will ya? ~R+R...Glad you're back......Missed ya around here... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Are you really Cajun? ~R+R...Then you should already know how to partay! Well, I'm from New Orleans, so maybe I am more of a coon ass than cajun. All I know right now, is that I'm happy and drunk. I'm doing well soulshine, how YOU doin'? Well, I'm from Baton Rouge...so Nyaaaaaaaa....and I know for a fact that a few of my crazy relatives are Cajun...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Ooooooooooooooooh...dirty secrets...yummm...... ~R+R.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. Are you really Cajun? ~R+R...Then you should already know how to partay! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Ok, so what is the first? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. I demand proof......Next time I see you...I want proof......I'll even bring cash...... ~R+R...Ok, I'm ready for January... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Well, anybody else get 'em? Ever since my grandparents passed away, the holidays, particularly Thanksgiving and Christmas, haven't been the same...... ...::sigh::... So much for holiday cheer...... ~R+R...Getting ready for Ba, humbug...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Ok, who wants to pitch in and help me buy a leg lamp for Sunny? ~R+R...Every girl should have a leg lamp in their possession...... I don't give a shit about popularity...I go for notoriety...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. Sunny, OMG, I'm dying from laughter here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whipmaster 5.7, eh? Must be a newer version...... More, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. OOo, ooo, more, more...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. any volunteers? Well, Jake, bend over...... ~R+R...I need some gloves...anybody have some latex I can borrow...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Can anyone say fetish? ~R+R...Geeze, you guys make it so damned easy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Only if you are nekkid...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Right; a "sex" thread die... I'll hold my breath... Among other things. I request pictures...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. Wait until a fat lady sings...then pray she doesn't sit on you...... ~R+R...Die? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. Ok, let me build on this...... *RoadRash and RoysPlayThing plan on jello fighting for the right to rub TheAnvil's belly... *Kennedy lusts for RoadRash's boobies... *RoadRash lusts for Kennedy's butt...... *RoadRash lusts for some damned money from her expensive manwhores, wingnut, turtlespeed. freeflir29, and Kris... Hmmmm, there are more, but I'll think of them later...... ~R+R...Oooooooooooh...this is fun... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Damn, I want one...... I got one word for that pic... Bitchin'...... ~R+R...I still want one...Ok, fine...can I at least shoot one? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. I find a lot of people (males and females) sexy...however...at the top of my list is a certain Speaker's Corner Usual Suspect by the name of Kennedy...he's got an awesome butt...that I like to squeeze often...He's also quick on the draw when it comes to debates and arguments...and no offense...but it kinda turns me on...... ~R+R...Must save evil thoughts for later...Must save evil thoughts for later...Must save evil thoughts for later...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. Don't be dense... You are a nice, hardworking, and spunky guy, and that is what makes you sexy...geeze...I just won't tell you how many chicks found you hot at WFFC......Ooops...looks like I spilled the beans...... ~R+R...And ThongBoy...You got that GD horrible song in my head, "I'm too sexy..."...shit...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. That's one hot pussy...... Awww...how cute and fuzzy...... ~R+R...Well, I thought the pussy was cute...so sue me...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. I find his butt sexy...... Oh, and his chin......I like to poke at both of them...butt for some reason he doesn't like it when I poke at his chin...... Oooooooooooooooooooh...now I need to go to the horny thread...excuse me...... ~R+R...Yeah, he's funny and got all that other good stuff too......Right now, all I want, is some booty...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...