RoadRash

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  1. Yes...... ~R+R...But obviously I don't mind being called depraved...sex-crazed... nymphomaniac...Kinkmaster...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. LoL....Liar!!!!!!!!! You aren't "all grown up"...it sounds like you are playing dress up... Hey, if you are in Ohio...you should come and visit me before I leave!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on you know you wanna...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Where did the Michael Moore get that Thong. My __________ smells like __________ My foot smells like shit... I think I stepped in __________________... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. All this talk of ass makes me horny. No kidding...and that thread about "Who do you want to make out with?"... Where is the option for buck like funnies?!?! ~R+R On the other side of the window - DUH! Only if it is happy...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Good answer...do you need a ShePimp? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Dude...you sound like a pussy...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. OMG, thats the guy i was referring to also. Whoa! Me too!! ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hey honey, I think I'm gonna make you my new ManWhore...you seem to have a list of chicks who want to make out with you...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. OMG, thats the guy i was referring to also. Really?...He needs some sunshine in his life......Maybe I will share just this once...... ~R+R...I'll tell him to wear jello...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. All this talk of ass makes me horny. No kidding...and that thread about "Who do you want to make out with?"... Where is the option for buck like funnies?!?! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. ...Kennedy...... ~R+R...Mostly I wanna grab his ass...but he knows that... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass. But that's the best kind...! ~R+R...I can be a smartass, only when I am not being a dumbass......Which is only half the time... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Is everyone here a dumbass? nope. Not EVERYONE. Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. What did Macca do now? ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has he flipped anymore vehicles lately? Knocked anyone's teeth out or gave someone road rash? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Really, Sunny, do you have to ask? Are you saying you are a dumbass? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. Oh god..........my nipples are hard again. You are sooo weird......I'm still gonna have to find a Russian woman with a 400lb ass to whip you into shape...... Now THAT would be a good show!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Only if you bring me money WHORE!!!!!!!!! ...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Please tell me thats not what gets you off... ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would be a kind of kink I wouldn't want to delve into...!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. No pants? LoL...we didn't discuss that...maybe I should wear iron undies...see how he likes that...teehee...... ~R+R...I'm tempted to wear a black belt and kick his ass...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. Hell no...I have to detail a certain someone's car who I will be seeing in a week...wearing only a white t-shirt or tank top without a bra......I'm a dork...I keep losing these easy bets... ......And I only seem to lose to this certain person...WTF is up with that?!??!... ~R+R...I'll bet he had a fuckin' egg timer by his head!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. Well, he told me so...... ~R+R...BTW...I lost that bet......Mr. Wonderful actually woke his ass up for five minutes to call me...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. I lost a bet...... But from what I can tell...I will enjoy the punishment...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. RoadRash

    Ahem.

    Only if you beg for it...... ~R+R...hands and knees... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREATH... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. Yes...all of the above......Depends on the time of the month and all...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Hey man, do you have long blond hair and speak with a British accent? If so...I have this friend...... ...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...