RoadRash
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f@#k at WalMart... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Just one? Hell, I have the whole set. I hope Clay never decides to run for public office... What would he run as, "Manwhore for America"? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hardly a match for the "Yogurt Slinger." I need a second opinion...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Do you trust me? Let me see your hand....... (Damn have I done that to a girl or two in airports. I swear their eyes wouldn't have gotten as big if I put their hand on my cock.) Sorry.......hanging out in airports every day is warping me....... ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lemme guess, your next question/statement is: "Do you wanna see my other gun? It doesn't shoot quite as far or fast but I'll do my best..." ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Yea, you do. heh ...... ~R+R...Someone, I won't mention who, at Rantoul said I was "wholesome"...I must look sweet and innocent...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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You are a sick sick man!!! Look who's talking...... ~R+R...SHEEPFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I think it's time that someone pointed a firearm at me and said "Put your hands in the air and back SLOWLY away from the keyboard!" What kind of "firearm" are you referring to? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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At the same time?!?!?!?!?!?! GOOD GIRL!!!! I do my best...... ~R+R...I'm not gonna DO you and wingi at the same time...I'm gonna sell your asses to some chicks (well, asses and other vital equipment)...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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A little on my knees. I tell ya, I'm used to having rug burn on my knees, but this is much worse! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Next time wear knee pads...and I don't mean for jumping...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hey....you are supposed to set me up with "clients." I just satisfy the ladies....... I'm not a street corner Gigalo you know! I know, I need to work on advertising...but I am in the midst of moving...so I haven't had time...don't worry...you and wingi are on my list of things to do...... ~R+R...Is this considered advertising: MANWHORES FOR RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...They need some discipline and I need some money...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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LOL!! I wish it would have been my butt! More padding! Did you get "roadrash"? ~R+R...If so...cool!!!!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Try harder......... Where's my money whore!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...::taps foot::...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That's the best one so far!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Or: "SO that is where you keep your gun?" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Yes, how about you? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Good 'ol Ben is probably rolling over in his grave right at this very moment...... ~R+R...And how would you know that he lives in a glass house again? I thought this was a discussion about Kerry...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ::JUMPS FOR JOY:: ~R+R
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Well, then drag the suckers out and use 'em...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Same goes for you quade... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Mmmmmmm must go shopping.
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No video/no stills = didn't happen...too bad...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Me in leather with a whip...chains bolted to the wall...an array of toys...a copy of the Kama Sutra...handcuffs and a few zip ties for when you are on the go...... Kinky is relative...it depends on the individual...but it could be what you wear, where you do it...when you do it...positions...etc. etc. etc... ~R+R...The Kinkmaster has spoken......NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY!!!!!...::THWACK::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Excellent answer...... ~R+R...You are sooo cool...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What about a dominatrix? ~R+R...Just curious...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I like that answer...but I was going for...Thank the lord that I am female and hopefully experience mutliple orgasms...... ~R+R...Teehee... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Did you try alcohol before you were legally old enough?
RoadRash replied to Shotgun's topic in The Bonfire
14 here...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...