RoadRash

First of all...I am gonna spoil this for ya Vinny!!! YOU ARE NOT A JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!! Second...I have many character flaws myself......but the one that annoys even me is my numerous mood swings......I HATE IT!!!!!!!! Happy one minute, then an emotional wreck the next...it sucks ass...... ~R+R...But I am happy right now!!!!

How the hell did I give all these people Ebola?!?! I'm just evil I guess...... I took the weekend off from everything...soooo... zero : zip : nada However, next weekend...I will be jumping...oh yes, I will be jumping... ::singing::...Gooood, goooood, goooood, good vibrations...::singing::... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

was that you getting pulled behind a bike with katie?? if it was i was the dude that folowed you guys through the food tent on the golf cart with about 4 other people on it.... I was on the front seat of the cart with Wingi...LOL...THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!! ~R+R....I wanna do it again!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Well, I sort of have the same problem as you, except, after 4 years of the same major...I am confused what I want to do and still have at least a year left of my present major...so, I am taking some time away from school...even though I think I have decided what I want to do...I want to be sure this time and make a fresh start at a new school and a new community... AND that was the best decision, concerning school, that I have made in a long time! Don't worry, keep experimenting with new classes and maybe get some experience outside of school... ~R+R...Everyone has been there... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Yes, that is true, however, I believe that you have simplified it just a bit... ~R+R...Too much actually...but as I said in my previous post...I believe that you need to read up on the subject... -------------------------------- Are you saying that the societal institution of marriage had other reasons for coming about? It is an instrument of society to serve society's purposes. It's primary purpose was to 'legitimize' any offspring resulting from the legal union for the purpose of inheritance. The genesis of the institution of marriage was to clarify property rights. Any benefit to the individuals involved is serendipitous. Here is where you are missing my point...You are looking at it from OUR societies point of view...not that of another culture or for that matter another society. I'm looking at it from an anthropological standpoint. ~R+R..Sociology/Anthropology...there is a difference... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Sex? ~R+R...Lany's booty looked very nice...I didn't even have to silly string it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I'm sorry about your helmet......I'm sure it will turn up...but this reminded me of Drew and his lost car keys......I wonder who put them in the fridge...?!?! ~R+R...I'll bet it was Drew...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Rev, you are awesome!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...And kinky...you deserve a kinkmaster name...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I did though! yummy cheesy ones....you kept swearing ever time you took some it was the last ones you were going to take hahaha Those orders really were huge...I think i shared that particular one with you, Kramer, and Phree....and it lasted from the food tent to the dz.com tent to the spectator area ooh my tummy is growling now LoL...Hey sweetie...I know you shared...(Thanks, btw!)...But Unstable promised me a home cooked din din...but I guess even he gave up on cooking after a few days...!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Is it lunch time yet?!?...Now I am hungry! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ummm, that was my point...but just because I haven't spent time outside of this country does not mean that I don't find them funny too...But I think a lot of European jokes are hilarious...It's all based on stereotypes...so, yes, I find both funny...but I don't limit myself to laughing at Amerian jokes...that is all... ~R+R...I'll just stick to the supposed non-discussion Bonfire...where it is a lovefest...::rolls eyes::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ok, maybe I am just out of the loop so to speak...but wasn't this thread supposed to be about "American" Jokes and not about posters pissing off posters...?!? That is the reason why I don't post in this forum very much...the threads drift towards hateful dislike for each other and nitpicking to the point of confusion...... Ummm...aren't jokes supposed to be funny? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Hey - I offered you some of my curly Fries at Rantoul - I'm sorry If I'm not cute enough!! Hey, you didn't offer me any curly fries!!! What's the deal?!?...And you never cooked dinner for me too!!! I'm feeling neglected...... ~R+R...You owe me a homecooked dinner! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Val, are you on crack? ~R+R...Or comet? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Amber, Everything will be just fine!!!!!!!! Keep a cool head and realize that you have several years on many of the people that you will be living with...Think of it as wisdom!!!! Take your time packing and get plenty of sleep... I wish you the best of luck and hope that you enjoy your new surroundings and classes!!!

I knew it was your girlie!!!!!!!! LoL......She is the only chick I know of who could get me to bare my boobies...LoL... ~R+R...BTW...Viking's girlfriend has great knockers!!!!!!!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I'm sooo happy for you... I know how it feels to be forced to take off time and it sucks...but you appreciate it more and I hope you have a blast!!!!!!!!

Yes? Oops...I meant to say...wait...I'm not a perv...!!!! ~R+R...Ok, so I even laughed at that......I'm not that perverted...more like...kinky...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I have...... ~R+R...And let me just say that there aren't words to describe how awesome it was to jump into a canyon with 50 jumps......

A. Why do you think that I have your cell number? and B. I don't give anyone's number out that I have........I save it for me! I was just curious...You threatened to pull a prank on me...I just don't know how far you would go......... ~R+R...Ok, so I was afraid that 2 men in black suits would randomly show up at my door and ask to escort me somewhere...::shiver::...THAT'S what kept me awake all those nights at the WFFC......"The truth is out there"...::insert X-files theme here::...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

That was until you met me! Then you were able to stay up ALL night. BTW...did you somehow give my cell number to some nitwit woman who keeps thinking I am the Health Department?!?...'Cause if you did....that was a good one...if not...DON'T DO IT...!!!!! I have had to keep my phone off for days thanks to that weirdo woman...... ~R+R...My answer to the weirdo woman: "DO I SOUND LIKE THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT?" ...::COUGH, COUGH::...::SNEEZE::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I completely agree...he outlasted me a few nights!!! ~R+R...Ok, Sunday night when I passed out, DOES NOT COUNT!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

don't feel bad........ no body luvs me either and my numbers on the list...lol... i'm just not an intersting guy to talk to i guess.....lol...... Don't be a goofball...I haven't had time to call you because I have been working so damned much...trust me...as my schedule lightens up a bit...you are gonna regret giving me your number.......Until then...tata...... ~R+R...::singing::...I'm soooo evil, so very evil...::singing::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Unfortunately, in the past two years...I have seen 3 open relationships end (2 in divorce)... I have seen far too many "open relationships" to be the equivalent of "swingers," however, that is not how they wanted to be known and claimed to be "open".... The two marriages that were considered "open relationships" had children involved and had FAR more problems due to the "open relationship" policy. Open communication may sound peachy keen until sex with multiple partners turns to jealousy, resentment, even hate. Unfortunately, I have seen it happen multiple times. I do believe, however that some of the above relationships began to crumble for more reasons than just the lack of monogamy...or communication for that matter...but the straw that broke the camel's back was indeed the "openness" of the relationship...One of my good friend's parents from high school broke up and her mother said it was because her husband was spending too much time with a man in Germany...and not enough time with her. So is this a type of marriage that is natural? Yes, and no...I believe that under certain cultural circumstances, it can work...and in fact does...however, in the Western culture...there are still too many problems associated with it... In the end, it all depends on the individuals personalities involved...I believe that for some people, like college, marriage isn't for everyone... My aunt and "uncle" have had a monogamous common law marriage for almost 20 years... ~R+R...I say, whatever works...But I am a traditionalist at heart...never thought I was either...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Marriage, as a social institution, exists primarily as a mechanism for the orderly transfer of property to descendants. Michael Yes, that is true, however, I believe that you have simplified it just a bit... ~R+R...Too much actually...but as I said in my previous post...I believe that you need to read up on the subject... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

He is quite flexible. ROFLAO!!!!!!! ~R+R...I don't know much about his flexibility, but that made me laugh my freakin' ass off...OMG!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...