RoadRash

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  1. You had to write a post tellin' everyone where you are going...? Kinda like me writing a post that I will be returning to Rantoul on Sunday evening to live it up for several more days...... ~R+R...I hate work...I wanna jump...I need to party...la la la la la...Why isn't it Sunday? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. Well, is he staying in a tent or elsewhere? 'Cause I have a number of suggestions...... ~R+R...oh, I'm so evil...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. When ya gettin' to Rantoul? ~R+R...I'm sure something can be arranged...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Looks down...Me too...... ~Robyn...or so I was told...... And I quote "How BIG do you think they are?" ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will never live that one down...too damned funny! ::happy dance::...I'm hyper...Mango, mango, mango...::happy dance::... ~R+R...Ok...so I need to go back to Rantoul...get rid of some of this energy... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Looks down...Me too...... ~Robyn...or so I was told...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. ::singing::...Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up...::singing::... ~Robyn...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. NO!!!!!! My mango rocks......WAIT! I don't have a mango...... ~R+R...Put the lime in the coconut....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. ROFLAO!!!!! Well, it depends...was it a public bathroom...? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Stimulate my brain, 'Come' to our Vibe Boogie... ......Well, it made me laugh...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. ......OMG, that would be hilarious...!!!!!!!... Do it!!!!!!!! Maybe that would get them off the phone, at least for a moment...... ~R+R...Damn, that's funny...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Yes, he was trying to be subtle and write a post...but it didn't get through to several boneheads (ME!)... Have a Happy Birthday Wingnut!!!!!!!!! ~Robyn...See you in Rantoul...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Join the crowd...... I used to be a heavyweight drinker...now I am a very expensive lightweight... Hell, if I am gonna get drunk, why not get drunk off the good stuff...... ~R+R...Champagne is yummy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. I'm not sure, but I don't believe that is the kind of stimulation he is trying to find...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Ok, Happy Birthday! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. Actually, yes I do have the time...and if you want help...just let me know...
  16. Now I know Kennedy would appreciate a phone call. He's at work...and won't get home for another 3 hours...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. 2? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Damnit, ok, fine...Getting laid...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. I think Kennedy is waiting for a phone call. ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. Ooooooooooooooooooh...cross posting...You are good! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Not much, how about you? ~R+R...Sorry, not in the mood to hijack...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Uhoh...I think we overstimulated him! ~R+R...Horny huh?...I wonder what the doctor prescribed for that...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. Then I am not gonna tell you about the girl that looked nine months pregnant (but wasn't) and couldn't have been over 16 years old with a midriff on and letting the whole world see it... ......Oops...I guess I said it... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. You could start a new show, "Kinky and the Pain" "Well big boy, this whip didn't just come with the outfit. WHO is your mistress?" "And now a word from our sponsor... Jims Leather World, bringing you the finest in leisure apparel." ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, that was the funniest post I have read all day!!!!!! ~R+R...Thanks for the laugh...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Go write some porn, maybe that will make you feel better...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...