Tailgate

If I threw the word "BOOBIES" in a couple of times could I be released on my own good conduct? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Bummer....... _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Have any of our DZ.com members who happen to be in law enforcement ever used these? Things Only A Police Officer Would Say... Just how big were those two beers? Your life is not my fault. The handcuffs are tight because they are new. They will stretch out after you wear them awhile. If you take your hands off the car, I will make your birth certificate a worthless document. If you run, you will only go to jail tired. Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? So, you do not know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on your ticket, huh? Yes Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I do not think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I AM the shift supervisor? Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I am warning you not to do that again or I will give you ANOTHER ticket. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? Fair?! You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey- poop. No Sir, we do not have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we are allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I know, I know, your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention center. I am glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a good friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail. No, I do not think that they should use the electric chair; I think they need to use electric BLEACHERS! Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and I get the big screen television. Life is tough; it is tougher when you are stupid. In God we trust; all other are suspects _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

How bout High Top fuzzy slippers AND shorts? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Now that's a first, People have said I looked like many things, but never before a Catholic school girl(should I get patent mary janes to go with the ensemble) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Thank you, I am flattered _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

But if it made skymama grin it might be worth it _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Ok that one made me laugh, thanks _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Finally, after 43 years..... I'm sexy....cool! _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

So......should I have just gone without the shorts _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Why thank you m'am _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Good point and it gave her something to do while she was waiting for me to jump _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

So for the first jump Sunday I was anticipation it to be a bit chilly and had on my under-armor and a pair of jeans to go under the Jumpsuit. After the first jump I decidd it was a bit warm so I traded the jeans for a pair of shorts. My SO laughed a bit and indicated that it was a "Fashion don't", I looked like a geek and took a pic to commerate the event. What do y'all think? CLICKY _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Thanks, man. On the next jumps I plan on working on the AFF stuff till I get very comfortable with it and just DO instead of THINK and DO. I've got the Altimiter, working on an audible _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Thanks!

Finished AFF 2 weeks ago and I did my first 2 solo jumps yesterday. Way cool. I did notice that without the instructor along, the ground looks a LOT bigger. First jump I didn't do much but hang out and enjoy the feeling. second jump I did some turns. Line twist on the first opening ( spun it out) and one end cell did not fully initially inflate on the second (pumped it up) I got to get me some more of that

Depends on the man, doesn't it? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

We could go back to the IBM hermaphroditic connectors. But wait that would offend another group, wouldn't it _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

I think they have special mechanics in high priced garages now that can do the change _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

LMAO

I guess your car's brake systems will now have a "Dominant Cylinder"? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

It's hard to believe he used to open for the MONKEYS _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Man, that's a lot of cornflakes _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

A grandma-ism Be careful who you go out with, once you fall in love it's too late _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Great post! Welcome to the group.