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Hmm...this? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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No, it has nothing to do with your appearance. It has everything to do with how my eyes water and my hair falls out when you blow chaff. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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How about this one? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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"O'Doyle RULES!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Now that explains the lack of use with deodrant I'll lend you some at dublin Wanker. Riding the plane with YOU is reason enough to be thankful I don't have a sense of smell. Actually, I've gathered data over the years, most recently from my Cora, that my body tends to retain good smells longer than most people. Maybe it's compensation.
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"Does it look like an AT symbol yet??" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I was born without a sense of smell, and I've gotten along just fine. the question I'm most frequently asked is "Has your sense of taste been affected?" My answer: "How would I know?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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"Don't EVER show me scat porn again! At least, not while I'm drinking monkey pee." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Let's get him taked up before we hit the sushi place Friday. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Hang on, I've got some turpentine...let me catch up with you so I don't have to hire a translator. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Is Clay into Llamas? It IS clay, right? Clay with a British accent? I dunno...just a guess. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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The rumor I heard was that it's because that same rat is looking to hook some buddies up at a potential DRMO auction...but that's just a rumor. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I'll give him this, he does a damn fine job of drunk posting. I've tried, but I spend twenty minutes writing a sentence, and forty five minutes correcting all the mistakes. And I'm talking sentences like "How are you?" Can't wait to chat about the remorse tomorrow. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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"Sugar cookies work like peanut butter on Santa's elves." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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"If you film this right, it will look like the plane is pooping little action figures." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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You're neeeeeeeeearly old enough for me Nearly!!! He prefers 'em wrinkled, bedridden and dependent on him for regular spoon-feedings. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I know, I was sort of teasing and sort of expecting the frothing-at-the-mouth types to see this as their chance to escape the SC Sanitarium. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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**Unintended SC fiery baptism in...5...4...3...** Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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"They weren't kidding when they said they'd put me out early if I farted in the plane again." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Pink Mafia Presents the CIRCUS Edition...
McDuck replied to melstarr's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Oh, Jake-Jake has made the trip? I'll check with him this week or this weekend. We're actually coming from closer than Fayetteville, but not by much. Plus, I tend to drive like I'm always about to miss "piles of free money" night at each intended destination. I'm excited to think we might be making it to this event! -
"First I eat your cheese, then I lay eggs in your chest." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Pink Mafia Presents the CIRCUS Edition...
McDuck replied to melstarr's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I've been sent here on a mission to find out how long of a drive it is from Fayetteville, NC to Sebastian. If it isn't longer than about 8hrs, we may be able to make it. My sweetheart isn't flying home until later in the month of February, so we might be able to make it for the day and evening on Saturday. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. -
And that ices the cake! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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That sickens me. When I was in the AF, I had full and unrestricted use of the pool, fitness centers and tennis courts without having to pay. But I've watched the things that keep service members active and entertained get pruned away gradually over the years. Larry, Ratboy and the rest, let me know if there's anything I can do to help. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! you are one funny monkey, Andy! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.