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Most stories, movies, television shows and such that deal with people who are supposed to have special abilities always focus on talents like excessive strength, over-developed vision, hearing and /or speed. So, what about other abnormalities? What if you could point at someone and cause them to have uncontrollable flatulence for 30 seconds with a 5 minute re-charge time? How about being able to shoot carrot slices out of your elbows? Would you turn down the ability to make someone pee their pants from 10 feet? What about being able to sense someone having an orgasm within 200 feet of you? What other unusual talents can you think of? Let's hear some out of the ordinary super powers. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Wait, I can hang around a bit for the conservative lawyer to loosen her belt. It'll be like watching a PG-13 movie. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Are you talking like, Point Break "I've never been on a skydive in my life, but I can join a formation as if I've been doing it for 5 years and freefall for six minutes" kind of jump? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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If I wasn't lovingly taken, I'd be able to keep up. As it is, I'm sleepy. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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He was just afraid to say 'cuddly'. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Sartre has a bikini picture?? Man, I must have slept through dorpzone.com 101. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I...uh, I'm...uh...I'm good. And you? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Goodnight, my friend. Sleep well.
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This really shouldn't be turning me on, but... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Hang on...let me go register the site name. Bethany, I'm doing well. Tired, but well. And you?
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Uh, I'm not entirely coherent right now, but what I got out of this email was "I'm sick...warm pussies...weapons of mass destruction." Am I on track, or are you NOT trying to send the President after all women? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Bethany! Yay! I'm good. In a really silly mood. And you? Oh, and have you ever typed dorpzone.com? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Chris, you know I respect and admire you...so I know you'll take this in the best way possible when I say, "Eat me". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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And she's a mean poker player too. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Rock on, sister! Wine is the nectar of the gods...or the grapes. Something like that. Hopefully this isn't a skillfully planned and executed sarcasm interdiction. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Cora and I will be out there tomorrow. See you there? Whoops! Since this could incite mod-dogma like, "Take this to PMs" or "this has run its course", let me just add that I'd be willing to bet that 85% of the users here have typed dorpzone.com at least once. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Arvel!! We miss you out at Raeford, my friend! Get thee hence! So, you've typed it, huh? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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YAY! Happy birthday, Krisanne! I'm stealing hugs the next time I see you, darlin'. Hope you have a wonderful birthday.
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you've typed www.dorpzone.com at least once. Like maybe when you had to wipe out your Internet options after too much porn browsing. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I've mastered procrastination. Hang on while I go get some examples... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I saw the rathergood.com link and assumed you had the Gay Bar song stuck in your head. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Cant...stop...laughing!! The quasi-frustrated replies set me to giggling, and I can't stop! Seriously, he should either go as Leg(B)olas next Halloween or as Latka from Taxi. I'll see if I can find a suitable pic to paintslap together for that one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Trying to censor myself here, but I will say this: consider the psychopathic, totally unbalanced source...in this case. When a person has enough issues to compose whole subscriptions, it might be best to consider that person dead to you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Since the original is so cruddy, due mostly to the fact that I don't have the proper software at work and am too lazy to do much more than tinker with stuff like that to relieve my boredom on a 12-hour shift, what I can do is send the individual pieces of it and let someone do a better job of pixel-splicing before that goes to the printer. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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GFD, John, Tom, Brian and others that have "Gone Away"
McDuck replied to PsychoBob's topic in The Bonfire
Amen, brother. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.