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  1. McDuck

    Leg(B)olas

    He's a sneaky little elf who's fond of offering britskies...just ask him. (I don't have Photoshop here at work, so I'm sure there are those who can improve on this.) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Just remember, you're only as old as you think you are...until you start needing your diapers changed. Then people may start putting restrictions on how old you can think you are. Happy birthday! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Hey dude, hope you have/had a great birthday! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Hope you have a wonderful bithday! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Thoughts of tormenting your co-workers with "the trick" should be enough to get you through. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. At your service, ma'am. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. A pansy with big balls? Wanna see a horticulturist faint? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Have a great birthday, Techie-Jen! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. And with that, a sigline is born. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. If you are really daring, you coudl have someone lick your eyeballs. hehehe I said "lick" and "balls" in the same sentence. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Val.
  12. Yo! Homequack! Have a happy birthday. Get thine arse to Dublin or be forever labeled a wet nurse. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Dude, you're OLD...with old balls. Have a great birthday, sucka-fish! Hopefully Cora and I will get to meet you sometime in the near future. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. McDuck

    New Toys

    Are you kidding me? Your hugs are so legendary that I had to ask permission before getting one at SDA. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Plus, all the sleeping after. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Based on your post about being sick, I figured it was a hamster ball full of snot. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Was he really a germ eater? And what if he wasn't done after your germs all went bye-bye? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. McDuck

    New Toys

    I'm not really fond of putting myself on the chopping block like that (read: too chicken ) Seriously, some of the women at my DZ need that to keep the guys who got out of their way to get naked before they hug at bay. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. McDuck

    New Toys

    I think Krisanne should get one of these to make her hugs even more exciting. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Here's a few from last weekend...while everyone ELSE was at B&G. Will, looks like you had fun. Who's flying with you? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. McDuck

    Wow, just Wow

    I thought Michelle Branch was doing pretty well on her own. I wonder what heppened to cause her to join up with someone else? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. I'd be willing to bet you wouldn't leave your dear friend chained up outside in that condition while you agonize over what to do. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. I think they're stating they won't press charges if she returns the dog, but she's refusing. With the kind of treatment the dog was getting from the owners, I'd be hesitant to return him also. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Me too. And if what she claims the law enforcement officers were saying to her turns out to be true, I wouldn't be surprised if those folks are towing a much more professional line in the future...well, I can hope. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. BWAHAHAHA! That was the one where Inara had the woman Ambassador! I remember that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.