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  1. with sarcasm is not the most well received action on the planet, especially if the sarcasm comes across as bitter vitriol. I'm just sayin'. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. I think this means the motion carries. She's coming to visit BFE... Southwest has cheeeeeep flights from Hartford to RDU.... And I think that means you've already got a chauffeur. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. I saw a t-shirt that said "Swallow, or it goes in your eye". In this instance, should it read "in your hair" for maximum outrage? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. I don't know why he hasn't responded...maybe he has to put his glasses on first so he can read it. Did you hide his Geritol? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. McDuck

    This just in

    Then perhaps you need MORE COWBELL! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. "Becoming Pearls: the SITV expose." Cowbell prevents SITV through superior harmonics. Plus, you can use it as an improvised shovel or spatula. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. "Becoming Pearls: the SITV expose." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I'm waiting on the deluxe edition. You know, 'cuz I'm silly like that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. I think I could handle one from Her Hotness, as opposed to the blistering I took from someone else. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Don't worry Andy, the only reason I knew it was because I raised a magpie that had fallen out of it's nest, and had to look up all sorts of information to make sure it was able to survive long enough to live his own life. It was tough teaching a bird how to be a bird, but kind of fun too. Edited to add: I'll see if I can drum up the pic I have of him trying to drink out of a beer bottle I was holding. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. No, magpie. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Corvid! the last one I had was incredibly cool and fun. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Have a happy birthday, Methuselah! Remember, the IcyHot goes up top and the Preparation-H goes downtown, not the other way around. Have a great birthday, Mark. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Yeah, but think of all the quality time you're spending with him now. Oh, and the pics with the matching shirts rocked, my friend. He's adorable. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Hope you and that big, beautiful brain of yours have a wonderful day today, Bethany! As a birthday present to yourself, you could always come visit us down here in BFE. (I got my birthday information from another site you registered at but rarely post on. ) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. SHHHHHH! Don't you KNOW what kind of savages roam these halls? I think this is a "peace-out, bitches" kind of moment for me. Back to the safety of Bonfire. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Don't you think it behooves you to now explain the mixing of said ingredients? You wouldn't want someone to screw up their car bomb, now would you? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. No, You can make some if you want I will rate them. Hmmm I was just talking about a certain outfit last night. Yes please. Would that be the Poke(h)er outfit she wore at Dublin last year? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. McDuck

    Sweep The Leg

    heh heh heh A drop of blood in pirhana-infested waters... "Good God, now you GOTTA believe me!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. I think I'm in the clear there...unless caffeine dependency counts. I kept thinking, "Of all the ways to be unique, why THIS one??" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. You know, I was thinking the same thing after the fourth shot into my mouth, which not only followed the one into my palate, but was also the one that went right into my gaping tooth canal. They never even offered it as an option, though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Have a great birthday, dude! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. ...hurt like a sonofa-B AND a mother-effer. Apparently I'm one of those one in a million types that has an enzyme that breaks down numbing agents rather rapidly, ensuring that I get to feel every skull piercing moment, until they get the good stuff in the long needle and jam it through the hole in my tooth, straight into my brain. Fun times never stop here! On the plus side, I got to be in charge of the remote for the television while I was in the seat. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Blue skies forever, man. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Precisely! It behooves us on so many levels to treat others with respect. One of my other co-workers, in defending the "victim" of my frustrations, asked me what harm it did me if this other guy was rude to serving staff. I told him that first and foremost, it offended me the way cursing offends others, and in addition, if the staff gets upset enough at him, they may take it out on all of us (he didn't seem to agree). But that's not the most important reason for being polite and understanding of the people that make our lives easier. Common courtesy and decency apparently aren't all that common. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.