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  1. McDuck
    um...ewww!!! What? You're telling me they don't deserve it...sometimes? Maybe? Okay, how about uncontrollable flatulence, so they start to lose friends, employment and cuddle time with their new SO? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck replied to diverdriver's topic in The Bonfire

    Damn, I forgot that one. When I made the calls, though, I remembered hot chicks and horses. Those made the cut. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Actually, perfect revenge would entail massive and total success for YOU and irritable bowel syndrome for THEM. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    I'm getting more of a kick out of the disparity of opinions on it. I'll have to wait until my boss goes home to listen to it and judge further. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Thankfully, all of my breakups have been complete separations of hearts, minds and lives. I learned what I needed to learn, and now I'm working on keeping my current sweetie happy and sane. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck replied to diverdriver's topic in The Bonfire

    What, no debt reduction or work from home ads? Dude, you're missing out. Let me contact a few people... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Holy CARP (the fish)! There's one reason to be thankful for the abundant littering being performed daily in this world: it means that most people will totally ignore a nondescript envelope that could potentially contain $2500! I'm truly thankful that Fortune smiles on the brainless. Otherwise, I'd be dead already. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Ditto to that, mate. Ah, I take it you've felt that burning desire to get the hell out of town and get as far away from the source of misery as possible? It's one of only two ways to be sure you aren't living the same crap over and over. You could always take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only other way to be sure. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Well, I never claimed to be normal...most skydivers don't, from what I can tell. The super otter should be here November 14th, just four days after my birthday...like you really needed to know that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Yeah, I put some money down on it, but I'm having second thoughts. The container is old and dirty, and the color scheme leaves something to be desired. I talked him down to $1600 for it with Cypres, but after I made the d/p, he told me that he would need the rest of the money before he leaves for Ohio in mid-December. It kind of shocked me, and I didn't know what to say. I may see if I can talk him down a bit more so that I can give him all his money before he leaves and still have money for my sweetheart's new Z-1. BTW, you haven't mentioned YOUR "perils of partying" story. C'mon, I know you have one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    I thought white rap was dominated by Eminem these days? How can a techie expect to compete? He must have been talking to Robert Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice). Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Alrighty then! I've had my one "what the hell did I DO last night" episode like that, which is why Jose and I aren't on speaking terms. After my shouting match with him, I vowed to leave te-kill-ya alone. It's not really a good thing to have people come up to you a year after something like that and say, "Oh, YOU'RE the guy we were hosing down with water on the front lawn of the dorms." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    I'd say I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm not sure that would be appropriate. Since I don't know the details, I'll just say that I hope everything works out for you. I've been in similar situations myself, which is why I'm now on the right coast instead of the left one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Leasing, as far as I know. At least for now. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    DUDE! That is SAWEEET! I can only hope that our Super Otter will look that cool when it arrives in November. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    (sigh) You took mine, but I have a back-up: "congradulations" instead of congratulations. That one makes my teeth ache from grinding them together. I have noticed, however, that while "proper" english is exactly that, proper, it certainly isn't as fun as simply tossing letters and half-words out there in some semblance of coherent thought. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    No degree, but I'm somewhat well read. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Hey, not trying to jack this thread, but I wanted to know when the big boogie is supposed to happen down there in the Islands. I'm torn between that one and the one in Thailand, and I'm fairly certain I can't afford both. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    A regular at your DZ? That would su-diddly-uck. How was it rectified, or at least smoothed over enough so that the two of you could associate with the same people at your DZ? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    You know what 1,000 lawyers falling out of a plane without parachutes is right? A good start. Sorry, I'm bitter about attorneys because I worked at a corporate law firm and found that every bad thing I had ever heard, read or seen in the movies was true...at least with regard to that firm. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Another example of how boobies keep Ivan from his self-appointed repost-police duties. Sad, sad state of affairs. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    No, and Cora and I flew to Myrtle Beach that morning for her to get in some more instrument time, and she worried about it the whole way. I told her not to worry, that if it was gone, it was gone and there was nothing to do about it but move on. Thankfully, fortune smiled on me and all I got was a lesson learned and a soggy wallet. Yeah dude, I was wondering why we never see you there any more. I haven't gotten to tell you about my demo jump or the fact that Cora stood her landing up yesterday. (sigh) There's just never enough time for everything. Okay, I KNOW you have some stories that fit this template, Gator-man. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. McDuck
    Awww! Come on! You can share! Or, just PM me so I can hear the gory details without busting your cover. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. McDuck
    The bigger travesty here is that the STATE AGENCY that was supposed to be looking out for the welfare of those kids for exactly these kinds of atrocities seemed to have decided that starved, paint-chip eating children were routine. I say the "parents", case worker and branch office there need to all stand trial together and go to a prison where they can spend some quality time in solitary confinement. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. McDuck
    I had my sister come for a tandem one weekend. She liked it so much that I paid for her second one with video. The video told the tale: the exit scared the crap out of her. I'll have to see if I can get some stills from that and post them here. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.