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  1. Hey! How come it's okay for you to cry when Ice calls himself a p-u-crooked letter-crooked letter-y, but it's not okay for me to get misty over that song? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Pepper spray, indirectly when a police officer decided it would be funny to spray a dog that was tied up and hassling people that got too close to the truck he (the dog) was guarding...instead of just leaving the dog be and warning people to stay away from the truck. The blast went up in a cloud and right into my face. Took me about 30 minutes to recover from that indirect contact. Interesting side note, the company that managed that land complained and that officer was not seen in that area again. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Usually I wait until after the guy everyone hates goes in there, and then I funk it up a notch and walk out claiming his by-products nearly killed ME. Works every time, since it's what everyone wants to believe anyway. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Heh. Happy to help. It's one of my favourite words: coccyx. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. McDuck

    ...

    The pod people have begun their aerial invasion, huh? Where can I get one of those lobotomy helmets? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Not a problem. Since I'm not learned enough in this sport to instruct others, I try to give back what I can when I can.
  7. Late to the party...as usual. Hey, someone here paid for the Chewbacca Strip-O-Gram? Where can I put my boom box? Edited to add: Happy birthday, brother. Another year alive is another year of skydiving. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Broke my coccyx and had to ride on the floor of a Porter for a couple weeks. I learned the fine art of sitting on my hands to help elevate my broken arse. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. McDuck

    sitfly

    Yeah, that's my plan, to jump with one of our DZ's freeflyers who really knows what he's doing. I've been pestering him for tips, and he's been quite helpful with his advice. You're right, however, that I need to have him jump with me and watch me jump to see what I'm doing wrong. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Well, there was this thing at this place with this person, and I thought you might want to get in on it...for the dubious material gains that may or may not be associated with it. That clear enough for you? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Have to agree with you there. Jeff Buckley's version does me in ten times faster than Wainwright's or Cohen's. Go to http://www.skydivebang.com/skyvideo.htm to see the videos. I know they are big, but most of them are worth it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. McDuck

    Duck...

    Saw the title and came running...what is it? Oh, you mean that wasn't a call for assistance from the mighty McDuck? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Indeed. Sorry Lisa. {{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}} to their family and friends. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. I deserve that for stealing your computer background thunder. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. I saw one in a pet store once, and he was a menace. All he did was chitter in rage at anyone who ventured near his cage. Oh, and he hid inside his nest 90% of the time, according to the owner. Yours must be more socially oriented. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Ah, thank ya, thank ya very much-ah. Edited to add: You have to go to his video page and watch the Boogie Board video. You'll be cackling like the soundtrack by the end of it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. ...but some combinations just bring a tear to my eye. Like freeflying and Leonard Cohen. Clicky My buddy Partorg has some cool videos...like the one of him riding a boogie board in free-fall. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Yeah, you're a cutie. But you knew that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. Well, I started out with a TI-994A, then I moved to the Colecovision computer. After that, it was a long road to...oh wait, you meant what am I using for wallpaper on my computer? My bad. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. McDuck

    sitfly

    I know that there are most likely MANY threads on this (and I WILL go look for them), but I have trouble holding my sit for more than about 5-7 seconds at most. I think I'm needing to relax more. Andy, when the heck are you going to give a me a clue? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. Yeah, Like Kele said, don't worry about it. I worked at a big law firm once and I found that, except for the new associates who are running their asses ragged trying to please the partners, attorneys tend to be a rather stodgy bunch. Humor is a rare commodity with that bunch. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Yeah, but I'm hoping I get outbid. I only wanted to pay $6,000,000. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. I raised a baby magpie that fell out of his nest, and taught him how to fend for himself, instead of keeping him dependent on me. He would fly around the neighborhood and come to me when I whistled to him. Eventually, he flew off to be with other magpies. He was the COOLEST animal friend I ever had...if you don't count the time I spent training big cats (lions, pumas, leopards, tigers). Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. I've had my share of THAT particular go-round. And it certainly isn't a MERRY go-round. It sucks too, because I prefer to save my sick days for when I'm feeling good. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Climacophobia...seriously. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.