McDuck

So, they didn't make it? They made it and you only remember a phone call you might have gotten from them while drunk? Sheesh! You sound like ME after a good night's sleep. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I tbought Badgers eat Monkeys for breakfast. Wait, wait, wait. Strike that. SM1 could probably devour the lot of you in one gulp and not even hiccup. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dude, no worries. Once those push-ups are finished, understand that any semi-sane individual, when faced with the possibility of a kiss from Skymama, would mess themselves and babble incoherently. At least you didn't do THAT. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to you, my friend. I remember feeling that way about getting into the restrooms at Harvard. Man, I had to GO! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Did Jumper03 and MyOwnWay (Steven & Ashley)make it there? I'm anxious to hear from them, since I have heard ZIP since they left here before Christmas. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm with you all the way. I used to train big cats like that, and I think we either need to strip those bastards down to their skivvies and smear them with raw hamburger and see how they fare out there against another lion, or arm the lions with semi-automatic weapons. You know, just to keep it fair. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Deepest sympathies to his family and friends. I'm truly sorry to hear this, even though I didn't know him. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Vibes}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and blue skies for eternity. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Indeed. My sentiments exactly. When I feel myself wanting to lash out and explain at great length the vagaries of their heritage as defined by their misanthropic posts, I just remember that confusion runs most rampant in those whose lives are filled with stife at an early age. Edited to add: But yeah, feeding is totally out of the question, regardless of the pity factor. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm searching my brain for something witty to say, but I just can't get past the whole "throwing heavy objects out the window, regardless of who might be injured in the streets below" thing. They'd better refrain from drinking, or they might forget the impending doom and step out for a quick smoke, only to have their friends and/or family members send them off to a new adventure in the afterlife a few minutes later. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'll keep you in my thoughts. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Generally speaking, they establish a logon to attempt mischief. They'll start a thread with either an inane, ludicrous, asinine or pointless topic merely to stir up trouble. They are also fond of starting overly-controversial subjects to try to get people to fight (i.e. "My mother just admitted she is gay. Do you think that means the dinners she cooks me will cause cancer?") or to otherwise wreak their own trollish havok. Their responses to legitimate posts are generally childish, as the average troll tends to be 8-15 years old, mentally if not biologically. Infrequently, trolls are just misguided regulars who have lost their way and find the troll path to be the one of least resistance to them. Once apprised of their troll status, these lost ones will generally see the light and resume semi-coherent posting & post-whoring. Trolls are a nuisance only if you feed them. If you ignore them, they lose strength and find greener pastures to sully with their mere presence. Edited for grammar. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You're mighty quick of wit for someone who had serious head trauma. Maybe that's our common ground. I cracked my skull my freshman year of high school. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Ah, but feeding the duck can be such a rewarding experience. You know, all that nibbling with very little teeth. I just made myself blush. Huh.

I know it's difficult to resist, but that's what trolls live for. It's when it becomes uninteresting for them that they leave and find new trolling grounds. Stay strong. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Right back at ya, brother! Have a great one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Happy New Year's, brother. Be safe. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I just had to explain why I made strangled windpipe noises from my cube. You're killing me man! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I won't cast aspersions on you for being allowed to leave work at a reasonable hour, mainly because you're pretty darn cool and I don't want you ticked off at me. You know, just in case your resolutions come through for this next year and you become famous and such. I'll just sit here at work and PRETEND I'm not here. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Would...and usually do. I just won't get home from work in time this year. This year, I'll be that young curmudgeon yelling at the kids to knock it off and calling the cops because I have to work tomorrow. Edited for spelling. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Don't worry about it dude. I had to learn the hard way too. It's easier to let them post themselves into a corner and starve for that attention, than to contribute to it and watch them grow. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Cora and I will take you out for dinner any time you bring your carcass out this way. How's that? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

It's been said time and time again, but if you feed the trolls they will continue to root themselves in here. When they post, let them be and they'll figure out that nobody gives a rat's ragged ass about them. Feed them, and they'll continue to feast here. You know who they are, so just let them sink themselves without help from us. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Only in the dark recesses of my mind, my friend. And the movies that play there are horrible. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

And if I DON'T? What if I'm lazy and/or posted mine at the same time you did and only noticed yours posted first after I came back here, but was too lazy to say anything about it? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dang! Why am I always the last person to know these things? That's what I get for having a #$^$%& job that makes me work evenings and most holidays. Have fun Dave, and say hello to the gang for me. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.