McDuck

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  1. I'm still a certified SCUBA diver, and I go when I get the opportunity, but I'm fully engrossed with skydiving at this point. If I take vacations where they happen to have exceptional SCUBA diving, I take some time to get wet. I just never take vacations where there isn't a dropzone within a 20 minute drive. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. If you're REALLY, R E A L L Y lucky, Arlo will bere there in all her glory. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. How about: Skymonkeys. Little. Green. Different. Wait, maybe it needs to be "Skymonkeys. Onery. Tenacious. Usually hung over Sunday morning." Edited to add: talking out of my smelly nether regions on this one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Dude, that is EXACTLY what I needed to get me through this rough day/week (already). Thanks for sharing, my friend. You would have been hard-pressed to get the smile on my face to go away while watching that. Thanks again. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Oh! Is THAT what I was supposed to do when it was bared? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Ahem...I would have to say that you don't have the "moon" of a "Bertha", and as for curling? Are we talking 12-ounce curls? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. I have always wanted to skydive, but never had the opportunity. When I was married, my wife put the big red-x stamp on those plans. Once I got out of that situation and moved from the left coast to the right one and met the woman of my dreams, we decided to start skydiving together. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I hate to use the same platitudes that are always tossed around in these situations, but...Congratulations!! You two deserve all the happiness life has to offer. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. I did my research on this years ago, and when I would tell people that I'm an "earth monkey" they would look at me as if they wanted to ask, "Where else do monkeys come from?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. I hear ya. I'm still a baby in this sport, and I jump when it's so cold that my goggles fill with tears and freeze. If I can do it... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Funny, my new-found allergies just started acting up in the last few days. I'll send you {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and wait for the good karma to come rolling in. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. I love y'all!!! Stop cheating already!!! (you bastards) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Ahem . Well, you know, everyone here does what they can. Now go on, before you make someone cry. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Ah, actually I was referring to "Come on DOWN!" But, you know, whatever works. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. I know it's not friday but smack the pingu Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Don't make me go all "Bob Barker" on you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. You're fuuuuuunnnny. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Was that a quote from Family Guy? The nudist episode? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. And BOOBIES!!! Oh, sorry. IVAN RULES BOOBIES! And not just the blue-footed ones. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Yeah, you're right. What can we do to get back on track? Uh, IVAN RULES! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. Duh! I was defending you BEFORE the fact. Making sure nobody gets the wrong ideas. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. South eastern North Carolina. Along the I-95 between Florence, SC and Fayetteville, NC. I'd list towns a little closer together, but the names would mean nothing to you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. Hey, not cheap OR easy...just a light-weight. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Then you need to take a little drive up our way before Matt leaves for Germany. I'm only half as funny without him around...or maybe I only THINK I'm half as funny. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. I understand completely. Have another one in my honor...sitting here at work, wondering if I should start brining booze here so I can join in when people do this. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.