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  1. Apparently this particular one had extensive training in the fine art of misdirection...yeah, he's a big B.S'er. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. That's classic! I deliberately sit in my chair at work the way I need to in my sit, but that's a voluntary act, and not a reflexive response to my passion for skydiving manifesting in my work-a-day world. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Oh, now you're telling me that inanimate objects are fair game too? I TOTALLY don't feel special any more. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Uh, yeah, but then I'd have to introduce you to my girlfriend and everything, and that might put a damper on my association with her. Besides, "I ain't seen no ring!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Chris man, I hate to sound redundant and somewhat trite, but all the good things have been said already, and since you're not a woman I'm dating, I can't get all mushy on you. The fact that you're doing better makes me smile. I needed someone to keep me in line around here. I was starting to get out of control. Take care, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. You're a class act, Chris. Glad you're doing well.
  7. Hey Clint, I have "The DaVinci Code" if you want to borrow it. Just don't slob all over the pages or defecate in the same room as the book. When it comes to my books, I'm a bit anal. I loved the book. It was a great read and kept me riveted up to the end where they find out that...oh, wait. Let me not spoil it for you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. While my actual actions will vary depending on my mood and time schedule, I tend to agree with this sentiment, Quade. If it's not life and death, someone's not bleeding or on fire, they can wait like the rest of the honest folk who follow the rules. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. McDuck

    Pet hates!

    Wasn't it Bruce Cockburn who had a song called "If I Had a Rocketlauncher"? Yeah, that song sums up my driving angst...or at least the title does. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Yeah, it's only done that twice, but I'm having it looked at. Thanks, though, for the heads-up.
  11. I'm glad you liked it, Jaye. I'd add something witty, but I've just awakened a few minutes ago and what passes for wit with me has yet to be activated.
  12. We made each other laugh in a different thread. Does THAT count? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Wrong thread there, beak-boy. Geez, that one is going to be hard to rid myself of, huh? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. McDuck

    T Minus.....

    It's not the drive. It's getting the time off...especially when I"ve got all these other plans that require twice as much time off as I have at this moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. McDuck

    T Minus.....

    Swing by here if you get the chance. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. I'm checking it out...I just didn't want your post to be lonely in here all by itself. BTW, I LOVE these types of stories, because most of them can correlate directly to what I have to endure daily. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. McDuck

    T Minus.....

    You keep saying that like I should be jealous...now I AM! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. I haven't heard much about the state of affairs at Raeford. I assumed all was well over there. I know things have changed significantly since I started at TSP, and that's been less than a year. Hopefully things will only get better as the weather warms up.
  19. Yes. and with the money we'll make on the sale of your kids, you could jump for a week or more, at least. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. We're seriously considering doing a boogie here as soon as the weather stays consistently warmer than it has been. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. BUMP! Because I don't want Jaye to be mad at me for my previous comments. I just wanted to give you fuel for your posting fire. I wasn't trying to pee on your parade. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. My father lives right down the street from the Methodist College! Imagine that. And you aren't kidding about the landing area. I was once asked, not long after getting my A license, if I could land in a relatively small area, as in for accuracy. When I said that I was pretty sure I could, the response was keyed to the fact that we are used to having so much (soft) space to land in. I guess we're spoiled that way. Any chance you'll be back up this way soon? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. Yikes! I'll ask, but I'm not sure I'll want to hear the story. Bad juju and all. When was your last jump at our DZ? (Hijacking my own thread seems rather appropriate. ) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. McDuck

    OH S*%T

    Dude, warn a brother when you're going to make with the funny like that. I almost woke my sweetheart up, and that would put an end to tonight's PW-fest. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Uh, I'll be sure to not do that...I'm hoping I'm not secretly known for doing that, hence the need to warn me about it. And what IS the darn cartoon anyway? I was going to guess the Tick, but I'm probably way off. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.