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  1. McDuck

    Dilemma

    Here are the pics of the completed helmet. It turned out better than I thought, and she LOVESit! I had to give it to her as an early Christmas gift for TWO reasons, not the least of which being that she needs it to skydive this weekend, but also because I LOVE giving gifts and I don't feel the need to wait for a holiday. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. DUDE! That just made my night! Being at work isn't so bad when you can watch kick ass videos like that. Thanks man! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Oh lord. Don't even get me started on the jokes we used to play when I was in the AF working on air launched nukes. We had a supervisor that was leaving for Germany, and this guy would always take his uniform off and put on coveralls, leaving his BDU's in his locker...shared by one of our co-conspirators. It was about 15 degrees outside and there was about two feet of snow on the ground. We took his uniform outside and filled it full, to bursting, with snow. Then, we poured water over it continuously for about an hour, until there was a layer of ice an inch thick. We made a fake line badge for it and put his hat on it. When he finally FOUND his uniform, it stood up all on it's own. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. McDuck

    Letter to Ex

    I just read this out loud at work...dramatically, I might add. People on the floor convulsing in helpless laughter. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. And I dig the part where Kermit answers the phone and says, "It's for you" and you hear "MAHNA MAHNA" over the phone. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Fixed it...lame oversight on my part. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. ...you haven't heard it before. What? I have to try to be witty ALL the time? Mahna-Clicky-Mahna Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. How many chucks would a spew-hound huck if a spew-hound could huck chucks? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Sounds like you're a pretty darn good friend yourself. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to you and everyone else during the holiday season. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. It's unfortunate for me that I followed this project from its inception and eagerly awaited the offering that it promised...only to find I was utterly disgusted with the finished product. The movie should have been called "Underwhelmed". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. That's a pretty cool pic. For as often as I graze my face and ears when swinging non-incendiary items, I think I'll leave the fireball flailing to the pros. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Yeah, I was underwhelmed. The synapses didn't seem to firing as often as they needed to. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. No, but I hear about it from co-workers who have the absolute WORST taste in movies, so I have absolutely no desire to see it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Never mind the fact that, you know, it was a true story and REAL people the characters in the movie portrayed died. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Well, I'll admit that it held a certain charm for me back in the day, but now I'm not as enthralled with it. Of course, I drink much less alcohol now. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Uh, I'm not sure Martin Short knows he was in that movie that Dana Carvey starred in. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Oh lord. I worked with her on a B-movie, and she was just vapid. Not that I had any previous indications to the contrary, mind you. I just wasn't aware of exactly HOW vapid. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. See, I'm a HUGE fan of Sam Raimi and company, so they can do no wrong in my eyes. Sam and Bruce started off by just making movies for themselves and their friends, so they truly worked their way up from ground zero. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. Life is too short to not be happy in it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Okay, how about DELIBERATELY bad, as in "Yes, this movie is lame and sucks the rotted root, but that's why you'll watch it and make drinking games out of it"? I've got one like that: Kung-pow! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. I'm aware, but his religion lives on. I'm sure he could put in a cosmic order for flogging. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Oh, you are NOT kidding. I nearly choked on my own bile, that's how lame that movie was. L. Ron Hubbard should have had himself and Travolta flogged publicly for that one. Edited for spelling. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. Oh! That reminds me! The only reason I didn't walk out of Cabin Boy was because I only paid a buck to see it. Other than that, S.T. (Steaming Tripe). Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Spaceballs had charm, campy humour and the ability to laugh at itself. Not to mention the fact that the crowd goes wild when she goes "from suck to blow". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. "Choosing the Right Man" by Dominque Dunne Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.