McDuck
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You malign me, ma'am. Besides, I don't have ready access to healthy carnivores with voracious appetites for "waste disposal". Jim - I suppose if you state openly in this thread that you give permission for "serious thread drift"... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Dude(ette), Chris' picture was taken with one of those new-fangled UNBELIEVABLY LOW-RES cameras. Seriously. Hand to dog. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Genetics? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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And with that statement, the bowing and scraping begins. I have no where left to go with that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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#1 - who says *I* did anything? #2 - from what I can gather, it wasn't FOR the watch; the watch just happened to be the spoils. #3 - Rolex watches are good for one thing in MY book (since I'm not fond of timepieces): jump tickets. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Okay, so we make "eager" more vague and ambiguous, but lean towards his forum-stated preferences. PMs and email will be much more suspect to him after this. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Well, I will say that it's a good thing that I was the one cleaning the habitats on the day the Rolex was "passed". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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You don't think he'd take the bait if he knew the "woman" was young, "eager" and hadn't had any backdoor visitors? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Interpersonal information-overload? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Certainly. All we have to do is send him a message pretending to be a 22 year old sweetheart of a nympho woman who is also an anal virgin and ask him to meet me someplace bound and gagged. If he could teleport, it would be an instantaneous thing. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I volunteered at an endangered species park and trained tigers, leopards and pumas, as well as a few bobcats, a lynx, a serval and some other cats I can't recall at this moment. Oh, the stories I have.
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How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
McDuck replied to Stumpy's topic in The Bonfire
My first thought, on reading the thread title, was "someone likes BNL." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. -
When I lived in Washington state, back in the 90's, there was a DZ right on the outskirts of Spokane. In fact it was right near the endangered species park where I worked with big cats. I'm guessing it went away, as I didn't see it in operation before I moved. But I know what you mean about moving. I picked up my life in Spokane and dragged it across the country to NC. I'm still unpacking four years later. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Bait? As in myself? Oh my. Aside from the the fact that I don't smell quite as malodorous as bait, the rest of the similarities are spot on. Regardless, what fun could I have in here if I kept riding the "already have a loving partner" horse? I suppose it's too late to go the "ow, my virgin eyes" route on the second half of your statement, so I'll just say this: whatever do you mean? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Well, I could arrange to have cocheese bound and gagged and deposited at any location you choose...since I cannot offer myself up as any sort of "prize", even if I wasn't taken. I just can't do that to my friends. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Bingo! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I had planned on saying "that won't be difficult for you", but then I revised that statement in my head after seeing the lack of adventurous spirit in this group of skydiving dudes here. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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It doesn't freak me out when my girlfriend talks about it, but I feel as if I'm hearing something that wasn't meant for my ears when a woman I'm not intimate with begins to discuss her "issues". It doesn't gross me out or make me squeamish. I simply question my need-to-know in that context.
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Yes, but I can't tell where his hair ends and his lines begin. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Plus, those crocogators seem lifeless somehow. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Look RL! Problem solved itself! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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The prime indication is the way the sky bleeds into the "foliage". But yeah, that guy is screwed. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Happy to help. But the question still stands: what does "we don't go no where without toast" MEAN? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I'm completely geeked out over all these adorable animals! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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How to get a new job: obsessive compulsive anal sex. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.