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  1. Bolas
    So just last week I'm talking with my accountant and he says if I diversify my 401k across no load mutual funds I can deduct the mortage home improvement fees from last years taxes. I was in line at Home Depot buying 4 bags of hyper mulch because the regular stuff just doesn't work in my yard when I discovered they had a $5 off coupon in the flyer. I went over grabbed 4 flyers and was ready to take a coupon out for each one when I read the coupon and it said good for up to 4 bags!!! I save so much money I treated myself to a frozen yogurt but skipped the toppings. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas
    (Looks at Pizza) Nope, wasn't me, too much left. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    Napster, Bearshare, Gator, just turn off your popup blocker and start hitting porn sites. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    Might as well have covered me in steak sauce. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas
    Nope. I'm still working on discovering my "inner asshole" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    Yup, Patron has spoiled me. I use to be able to guzzle Cuervo too. Damn serfisticated pallet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    I bet they never told you about the ball return either, you poor thing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas
    Ooh baby, let me use my Domain Admin powers on you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    Ta hell with Icarus' nuts.... Dammit! I did it again. I'm sorry about your nuts Icarus - didn't mean to hijack. It was just so fun, I couldn't help myself. Ahem, alright people, let's get back to the topic at, um, hand: ICARUS' NUTS! Of course I'll share. You can do a body shot and suck Icarus's nuts for the salt. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    I like the no helmets sign. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas
    I am your king. [Angelic music plays... ] The Lady of the swoop pond, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Patron from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Bolas, was to carry Patron. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    I do!!! The three of us can ride in the 'vert if we all pack real light. 30 MPG at 90+ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas
    Must be a witch then Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    You just need to take a break and slow down. Clicky That was me. I found a wormhole and traveled to next week. My first throw I decided to pull a 360. As I was approaching the line, I noticed a pool of sweat in my approach. Rather than go around it or abort my approach. I decided to swoop it like I'd seen people on the PBT do. Big mistake. My feet went out from under me and I spilled my beer. Not just a little beer but the whole cup. If that wasn't bad enough, I lost control of my ball and spilled three other people's beers. At that point I wanted to quit. I decided to hang onto my gear for a few months but I've gone back to a lighter ball and am starting over. I started slowly bowling again and just to be ultra careful, only bowl with half full beers. I found another wormhole and came back and saw your post. Just take time off. Don't quit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas

    I feel blech.

    Bolas replied to Rebecca's topic in The Bonfire

    Girls should just swallow. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    So why'd you stay with him? You could have kicked him to the curb. Were you afraid of being alone too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    It works both ways. Of course no one believed me when I told them my girlfriend lived in "Canada." Someone needs to try a social experiment at the DZ one weekend: Go as a "couple" scope out the playa's and then "break up" and grab them on the "rebound."
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    I have an instructor. He's a great bowler. He gave me my bigger ball. I can already do a 270 approach on it. Next week I'm gonna go to brand new alley and try a 360!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Sad part is that him being unavailable and taken makes him more attractive to the next woman. Definitive proof women always want what they can't have Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Although I've only got 50 rolls, I can use the bigger balls because all I've done is "throw and hits" for the last 30 or so. I don't even bother with "bowl fall" because all I want to do is hit pins. Another great thread Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    And who should enforce this regulation? The USBA? They have no real power. Unless it come from the BAA and is law it won't work and laws restricting my freedom is turning us into a dictatorship. Edited to add:Perhaps this should be moved to Bowlers Corner. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    Thank you. You coming this year? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    Best odds you'll ever get. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    So no limitations? Happy B-day Kevin Smith. See ya at Rantoul.