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Everything posted by Bolas
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We just packed in the hangar. Little bit of a walk but got a ride most of the time. You look familiar, did I meet you there last year? I was the guy that "tried" to do a Rodriguez initiation Saturday night and also rescued naked chicks that stood on the bonfire too long. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Roamingdz is really moving up in the world: first boogies, then a trailer, an RV, and now a personal masseuse. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How do you explain Skydiving to whuffo friends?
Bolas replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
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Are you saying you don't have so much as an anal lemming knocking about down there? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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C'mon vintage porn rules: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver." "Take me you beatnick!!!" "I'll give you the old 23-skiddoo!!!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Aww, you two have the same color eyes. As for the first one: I'll call it sexultrooky - a rare condition where you look sexy, sultry, and spooky all at the same time.
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So if the beer tastes like ass, we can drink it off your ass? I have never wanted a skunky beer so bad in my life. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I third the motion so it carries and you are now required to change it. My 3rd burning thread. Thanks all. My new Av, starting to funnel the hybrid on my 600th and a whole new way to do 5-way RW. Edited: Changed number of burning threads. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I don't think there is time for self gratification in freefall, especially when freeflying. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I call the video slot!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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For those that tuned in late, there was no attachment when this post was made. OMG Why the hell would you post that?!?!?!? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life! I knew you people were sick but damn!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Well write a song about it or something and maybe you'll get one... I think she's quoting the movie "Falling Down" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It's still better than a peeling guy heating you with palm fronds and fanning grapes. or a A hot guy peeling you with palm fronds (unless you were sunburn) and fanning grapes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Don't ya mean a moment alone? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No feldstotes? Knob Weasels? No quim ferrets? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How about a poo rooster? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You forgot to mention you secret weapon. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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A vag badger, it's a medium size mammal which nests insides women's front bottoms weaving itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Do you stock such a thing as a vag badger? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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For something I started for a joke, this has gotten pretty cool.
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Always wondered about that second one. Is that a beer in you pocket or are you just happy to see me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.