Bolas
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Not much here: Stiches (when I was a kid): On the hand from a dog bite On the kneecap from tripping up some brick stairs Bones: 2 metatarsal bones from jumping off the playground equipment at school. Ironically I was wearing my Superman Underoos that day. 1 broken toe from when my friend ran over it on his bike. More scrapes, bruises, gashes, strains, and sprains than I could possibly ever count. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Batman and Robin was pretty bad along the same lines I mean, they had The Terminator, and a bunch of hot chicks. How could they go wrong? I knew I was in trouble when I heard the first line: "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." Worst movie was some Steven Segal POS I saw with chemical weapons and some Native American medicinal flower that they dropped from a plane. Can't even remember the name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ouch, how did you get it out then? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Scars are hot They always tell a story. And that story usually start with, "I was drunk one night..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Was the name actually Porsche or Portia? I know a hottie fox named Portia, but I've never met a Porsche. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Do I know you? You're still safe, you'll still be 2 states away from me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Start working from home. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So your old FF is who you're describing in your sigline? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I see popcorn, of course I've got that popcorny kind of ceiling.
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Is anybody else thinking of the "Intelligence Institute of Texas" King of the Hill episode. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Aww, you say the sweetest things. (Will the GF be joining us?) She's still in training. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ehh, I guess it's all the same. Happy Birthday!!!
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I've seen them do that in other movies too. If it's in the movies it must be accurate because we all know how well Hollywood does its research. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Are you gonna make me switch back to my spoon avatar? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I don't have one but if I did I would. I like kissing and making out while having sex. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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??? Please explain. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Some of the things I've heard done to to Cesna jump pilots: On your way out the door, turn off the engine and take the key. Get a 3-way in the door. Have the outside person crawl under the plane and to the other side. Right after the others go knock on the pilots window and ask if he/she has seen your group. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I think the virus would be more effective if they sent it to everyone and then deleted their hard drive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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TINA!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I knew a guy with over 1000 jumps who hated planes. Scared him to death everytime we got a new pilot. We of course, being kind people, would do things like turn on the stall alarm and shake the tail just after takeoff. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Why is the sky blue? Because if it was green you'd have to mow it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm still in shock. Don't worry, you're on my exemption list. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not just women do that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Of course this would degenerate into a contest of who can abuse or degrade a woman more... WHAT FUN! Can I play? Long time, no hear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Dumb things I've done this year (on the ground): 2 days before traveling internationally, realized I left my passport 2 states away. Had to rent a car, and drive 10 hours (roundtrip). This was all done in less than an hour: Realized I left my driver side window open all weekend and it had rained in my car. Put the keys in the ignition to raise the window. Was going back to get a towel so I locked the car... with my keys still in the ignition. Got a coat hanger and it took me about 20+ minutes to break in... to a convertible (the top was up though)