Bolas

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  1. Well of course! We let futuredivot and Bolas stay all the time. Nice sigline. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Managing and automating data acquisition, maintenance, and analysis for general aviation sports businesses? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Muawahahaha... My evil plan to put my name in everyone's sigline is taking shape. Ummm, I mean. I don't know how it happened. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. I've got 2. One is easy for people to figure out the other noone ever gets.
  5. Bolas

    DZ.com dungeon

    I'm way too sweet and innocent to be a dom... Bolas Uh huh, sure. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I know but that's kinda the tough part...if I announce what I'm looking for on a public forum, *other* people that are trying to scrounge the very same items will just read what I wrote and grab them up before I can get there. I am an expert at doing all of the research and legwork only to have it stolen out from under me. Did anybody else think of the Today Sponge episode of Seinfeld just now or was it just me? PM me if you find "it" somewhere in NC.
  7. I'm hoping they're too small so your wang hangs out. I think even Satan would find that too cruel a punishment. I mean, even he has to draw the line somewhere... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. The new undies i bought him that say "you are my sunshine" across the ass. Bolas bolas bolas How'd you know my size? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    DZ.com dungeon

    (picks up 10 foot pole, thinks about it, quietly puts pole back down) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I'm not going to hell, I'm too busy paving the road there. One good intention at a time... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas

    Music Match

    But they have the cool visualizations.
  12. Now what did I do? I'm not denying it, just curious. If you really wanna make me feel special, quote me or put my name in your sigline.
  13. It's a metaphor... You have pants bananaed me before though.
  14. Do we even have a list of whose coming anymore? I gotta go now, my rig will be there.
  15. Pants banana - To do, say, or ask something completely out of the blue without any explanation. I have no idea why she asked that question, it was a total pants banana. verb: Damn, he totally pants bananaed me. The origin of this term comes from Miami. 3 friends (2 men, 1 woman) had been sitting at the bar for about 4 hours when the woman pulled a banana out of her pants pocket and placed it on the bar without saying a word. This caused the two others and the bartender to question as to what just happened and why. No explanation was ever given. Related sayings - Sometimes you just gotta take the banana out of your pants. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Yummy!! I wanna eat there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Your first paragraph and your second paragraph have absolutely nothing to do with each other... The link was funny though.
  18. Cuz it's not a real community without a few registered sex offenders. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Are you still looking for a manger position? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. then he'd finally make his madame some money. I told you of the dollar the one dude donated to the Sunshine Kids for me to keep my clothes on and what you'd have to do to get your cut back from them... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Or someone sends you a joke text.
  22. Bolas

    Phone sex?

    Some of the perils of "remote intimacy" discussed. NSFW http://youtube.com/watch?v=2DCYipU_A6Y Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Now, if he only had a quarter for every time a girl's told him that.......... C'mon dude, I used that joke in the thong thread yesterday. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.