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SkyFest Family Reunion Boogie- June 4-9, Skydive Carolina, SC
Bolas replied to Antigua's topic in Events & Places to Jump
So you want Bolas to run around naked...that just aint right!! As if Bolas needs an excuse to run around naked. Unrelated, is the foam pit coming? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I'm a retro psychic: I can predict the past. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Step 1. Collect underpants Step 2. Step 3. Profit!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Do any of them have any ratings? Turtle's a vidiot. That's almost a rating. Why am I thinking of NWFlyer's new girl at the DZ post when I read this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's just wrong. But it's still funny. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The vice cops had sex with him? Talk about double entrapment*... *Him and his penis. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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My tinfoil hat protects me from the proxy errors. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Yeah, smart move...and I'll just sit back and watch your ass get bigger as you try squeeze it into a minivan with a soccer ball magnet on bumper. How's that for role reversal. I'm down! You gonna come home and demand supper is ready when you get there or do you want a cocktail, sit in the easy chair, smoke your pipe, and read the paper first kinda person? 50's living 21st century style. Next thing you know demonboy's gonna whine: "How come you never take me anywhere anymore?" Psst, Demon. Before you agree, they slept in separate beds in the 50's... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I get a T-shirt at every boogie, the local shirt at every new DZ and any I find amusing ontop of any free shirts I might get. I don't buy manufacturer shirts cuz all my gear was bought used. When packing for a boogie, I just grab shirts out of one of the two drawers full I have. I decided to wear every one of my skydiving shirts before I wore any of them again. It took me over a year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Too many customer complaints/lawsuits: Threw my drink in my face... Spit on my food... Shoved my head into my plate... All for "no reason" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The fact she's happily married for starters... I usually only pursue people I might be interested in dating. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Thanks for adding me.
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Reminder to current members: If you haven't posted to the Spring Cleaning thread in the Drunk Dial forum yet, please do so by the end of this month or you'll be removed from the list.
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KSUPC Peggs Boogie 2008 - KANSAS TURBINE BOOGIE!!
Bolas replied to Unstable's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Skybus? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Try us... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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At that point they just need to hold onto each and let the plane motion do the work. Or tell the pilot to fly into turbulence.
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I think you want the other thread down the hall... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3174234#3174234 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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RAEFORD! Big Way Weekend and Retirement Party for RATBOY!!
Bolas replied to jumper03's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I'm gonna do all I can to ensure you have good weather Sunday. The best way I know how to do that is by not showing up tomorrow. -
Cuz it's you, you can use 8 words to descibe it here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Restrained, forced, used, degraded, kidnapped or kidnapper. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Why do I get the feeling your husband is sometimes the "woman?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hey now...I happen to enjoy foreplay. I've found that sometimes foreplay is much better then the sex itself. But then again, I enjoy being a tease and being teased. So that could have something to do with it. It's all about the anticipation and the desire. The closer one is to something but not able to get it, the more they then want it. When they finally get it, it can seem better than it really was sometimes.
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Name a topic you think you know more about than BillVon.
Bolas replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
I got nuthin... http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=a3c19f120a0eb5d11003710bf0d7e0be Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Care to explain why you were visiting turtle and J wearing only your tightiee whities? That was the thing. I was wearing pants, shirt, and shoes and I never took any of my clothes or shoes off. Yet when I left (escaped) I had this rooster thong on. Can redheads freeze time or something? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I remember that. I was coming over to show you two a particularly interesting bible passage I found when the contents of a bottle of liquor was shoved down my throat by her. Luckily I was by the door so I was able to escape. I tried to save you two but I was barely able to get myself out. Amazingly somehow my normal conservative tightie whities turned into a thong that looked like a giant rooster of all things. Maybe they have magical powers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.