Bolas
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Asked by a homeless person for money, offer to buy them food. Ask what they want, and get it for them from a nearby restaurant. If when you get back they are gone you can eat it yourself, take it home, or give it to someone else.
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What makes you think the stupid people will actually read it? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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This week I have slept through a few text message alerts. Phones ringing do wake me up though.
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Depends on the carrier. AT&T charges me for international text messages. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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BLIND!!!!??? Packing Contests!!??? What do you do!!?? Poke people's eyes out so they cannot see!!!!??? Usually its blindFOLDED packing contests!!!! They're hard core in Texas... Not everyone can play with the big dogs... SDD, where "you'll poke your eye out" isn't a warning, it's a command. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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With the motor sound, it looked like more of giant insect to me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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PM's sent. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm sorry, this is funny. Yes it's not pc, but dg it it's funny. What's the first thing Jesus said when he rose from the dead? BRAINS!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I wonder if I can trade him my self respect... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Asparagus? On steak and BJ day? You're truly twisted. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm off tomorrow, but only because I worked 40 hours in 3 1/2 days this week. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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3 strikes and I'm out... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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From: http://www.teamfastrax.org/demoFAQ.aspx Q. What does a basic demonstration jump consist of? A. A typical Demonstration jump consists of four jumpers exiting at approximately 5000 feet. At least one of the jumpers will trail a 20 x 400 foot American flag providing a spectacular show of patriotism. The remaining three jumpers trail red, white & blue smoke. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Has he totally forgotten how this works? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That was great!!!
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All ya need in a trusting/gullible chick with a BMW convertible... Either that or a round.
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Sounds yummy. You should totally bring some to my house so i can refer to you as 'pasta salad' from now on. If what I bring to your house is my new name, I'll bring a 3 foot Kielbasa. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I learned Lindsey Lohan used to be hot before she overdid it on the drugs and alcohol.
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I made Betty Crocker Caesar Pasta Salad. I added some blue cheese, italian, and honey dijon dressings to it. Yum.
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sure do...so you know you'll be getting your boobies grabbed by me too!! Hey...you never grabbed my boobies....just kissed me. Maybe you'll see her on your big trip and she can rectify that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Vanillaskygirl put it on MySpace.
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Preach on brother J... http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Are you hitting on another woman???? That's the last time I date a guy who I met at a dropzone. I thought I was special. Whore. Didn't you meet him at an airport that just happened to be hosting a skydiving boogie? That's not a DZ. I thought he became an Airwhore after ya'll met. He was just a toe jumper before that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Should I use the same line here I told Shotgun? Get on MySpace, I've got a bunch of pics out there in a photo album appropriately named Disturbing.
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I get that alot... You can see my thong pics on MySpace. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.