Bolas

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  1. How long were you making him wait? Sometimes we have to take matters into our own hands. At that point, the window of opportunity is closed, for a bit... unless you get really really kinky. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Have some more. You owe us some thong pictures. I tried to get her to pose in them first so people could know how sexy they could be. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Remember the happy times, but also the times that you had to outwardly sternly discipline her while inside you were either laughing or awed by her genius and creativity.
  4. Don't make me bust out the acronyms... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. I think he went catatonic. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. OMG! Were you laughing your ass off while taking these?? Yes, she was. But I did earn my clothes back. What's she gonna make me do for that ride to the airport? (shudder) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. I've been informed pictures will be taken in the morning, after all votes are in. She's holding my clothes hostage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. poor lisa, and some people say i'm wreaking havoc ONLINE..!? Amateur. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. I mooched dinner, tried to break some pictures, and spilled a drink on the rug. We've been here about 15 minutes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Get video! I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.... Pre wedding jitters already? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. That was given to the cute English chick that wore it at Prairie for the red party. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. We could swing by and say "hi." That's a good idea.
  13. Give her an ear scratch and a belly rub from all of us.
  14. I'm usually so conservative about my docks too. Heal up quick, that human skyboard jump sounds fun. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Yeah, I know. I'll get to that today. It's not like it's the weekend yet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Huh? I use AIM through Google, didn't know I had a problem. Got 4 chats open now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    Damn It!!!

    All ya gotta know is the posters involved. You can't read the threads in the recycle bin, but you can see who participated. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. You might want to let the people on the ground visually inspect your landing gear before landing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Canopy training is not something you wait for someone to come to your DZ to get. Find out where the trainers are and travel to them. However in your case, if you do want canopy training Luigi Cani is coming to Chester Sept 6th and 7th. http://skydivecarolina.com/events/eventdisplay.php?id=303 He's no Brian Germain, but he's pretty damn good. [/hijack and buniness stealing] Brian, it was great to see you and your ultra hot wife again. Maybe someday I'll be ready for a Samurai or a Sensei.
  20. Since noone else has said it: Pit bulls with guns are bad. Four legged creatures brandishing firearms are generally a bad idea. We should ban pitbulls with guns. If approached by a pitbull with a gun, shoot it with a bazooka. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. From hence forth, all landing accidents are now referred to as PLBJ - Parachute Landed Before Jumper. If you think the press gets it wrong now... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. I never promised to stop the bleeding. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Skimpy Java girl outfits? I somehow was able to avoid that one.
  25. Bolas

    Sex & First Date

    It's where you go to McDonalds, then Blockbuster, then home to have sex. Kin yew supersize her fries? It's our ann-versary... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.