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List your top 5-10 favorite quotes from the dz.com forums
Bolas replied to Leapinglizardto's topic in The Bonfire
So, what's your answer? Can I pick one out for you? Oh sure, you want him to wear one, but you never want to see mine again... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I live alone, what's this thing you call cooking? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Stuck up rich chick: Ex-cuUse me? Uh What? Do you have any idea who my father is? Ghetto girl: Bitch, Puhlease. Do I look psychic? If you don't know, how am I supposed to? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Nope. I pretty much stick to stupid deeds. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Additional Jump Aircraft for Skydive Spaceland
Bolas replied to gemini's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Leave some of the nice seats in. You could have the first jump plane with a First Class section. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
And the hounds start to howl and circle... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Near the end of the Hog Flop last year, one of his friends came up to him and us others standing around and said, "I can't find my rig, I thought I packed it already but it's not there!!! Have any of you seen it lately?" We all shook are heads and he went off to look elsewhere for it. Once he was a little ways away DL said, "I was loading up and I noticed that he left his door open and his rig on the seat so I secured it with my stuff. I won't let him sweat too long..." We all laughed and when his friend came back he told him the whole story. He thought it was kinda funny too.
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He did, here: http://divotssexlife.com Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So the next you're messing with anal beads and are taking them out, say this: "...and the lottery numbers tonight are..." Thank Dave Attell.
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Does that mean I have to take down my life size Bolas poster? No. but you should get it out of your bed... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'd advise you not to start a thread on that, considering how the others have gone over. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Good, but you show you have no sensation by grabbing her boobs and not reacting... It makes it more convincing.
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Not a big wine drinker, but will drink either if put in front of me.
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Why do I feel you're gonna be bad influence? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It's his protection from super shiny teeth. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Labor Day at Skydive the Farm ($20.08 jumps)
Bolas replied to micduran's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I jumping someone else's main, but it was my rig and reserve. I may or may not be there. Seeing if I have the fundage for Couch Freaks. -
Hippie's tough. He can take on all 3 of ya at once... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Nothing says love like a donkey punch for a fire breathing dragon... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I couldn't have said it better myself. Ditto! ~R+R... Pantyhose can make for quite a good teasing... and good restraints... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Desperation... A new fragrance by Calvin Klein... How YOU doin... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Labor Day at Skydive the Farm ($20.08 jumps)
Bolas replied to micduran's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Psst. There's another Alti-2 rep there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I'm about 20 away from 1000... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Isn't that when one is tied to a chair and the other puts lipstick, blush, mascara, etc. on them against their will? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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If you must prance around in thigh highs and heels, I guess I could put up with that. The sacrifices I make. (Sigh.) I'd never been a big fan of women in fishnets, as I liked the smooth feel when I rubbed on them or they rubbed against my bare skin. That was until one night at the "ballet" the woman ran her leg against my leg over my shorts. The sensation was AMAZING!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I wonder - is there something called bike twists? Does it come with a reserve? YOU FUCKER!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.