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  1. funks

    A licence

    damn, and you got A license #1, how did you manage that?
  2. Tom Sizemore actually got busted trying to use one of these http://www.alphapatriot.com/home/archives/2005/02/14/sizemores_whizzinator.php
  3. I know there is definitely news...i dont feel like i am at liberty to say until certain other parties make it public...you may want to join the hartwood yahoo group, plenty of news flowing back and forth there.
  4. are you asking for news or offering news?
  5. That is awesome!!! So true Sportbike riders will outride harley riders any day of the week. There, somebody had to say it I do have a question for all you harley riders..is it mandatory to wear a black harley shirt everytime you go out for a ride? Do those harley shirts help you with your badass cornering techniques? One other thing...whats with the do-rags? HA
  6. No arguments here..I actually totalled my R1 while riding a wheelie in a short sleeve shirt and no gloves...but then again, i never said i was one of the smart ones
  7. Odds are though that you are going to have many different skill levels and disciplines on that load, so to expect EVERYONE to come together is pretty far fetched, i just dont see it happening. Once again, I have never had to bail but i cant imagine this being a typical game plan for what happens once everyone is out the door.
  8. Huh? Care to explain this. I have owned 4 different sport bikes. CBR600, ZX7R, 929RR, R1. Not sure I understand what you are saying. . Actually a smart rider will protect themselves no matter how long they have been riding.
  9. Then your buddies riding 1000's must really suck. Your telling me you can outride an experienced R1 or 954RR rider on the back roads? Please
  10. and just ignore what the other 15+ or so people are doing in the sky around you?
  11. never had to bail but i bet that would make for quite an interesting skydive having 20+ people of various skills and disciplines filing out the door one after another....
  12. Just when i thought your posts couldnt get any more bizarre you do this and prove me wrong
  13. Can anybody from Perris speak up and say whether or not this guy is legit and actually exists? If not, I vote for writing this one off and letting it fade away.
  14. Billy Billy Billy tsk tsk tsk...as much as I enjoy your posts and attachments I must say this one is pretty bad because it is so old...come on, we rely on you for fresh entertainment
  15. Damn forbidden fruit! Gets us every time
  16. dude - in all honesty you are most likely going to get flamed EVEN MORE for your follow up post. You are failing to realize that people with 1000's and 1000's of jumps are trying to tell you something. They have been around alot longer than you and i and understand the habits and patterns created by those who have a tendency to hurt themselves. What was said in this thread was based on alot of peoples experience and wisdom, not just based on an opportunity to take a cheap shot at you. Its your call on how you approach skydiving and the advice you receive from those more experienced than you. You are playing down what takes place under canopy and what can go wrong, you are taking alot for granted. That my friend is a recipe for disaster. I for one did not take part in the "when will you bounce" contest but would now like to do so...My vote for when you bounce is within 30 days.
  17. i'll have one for ya...this dominion lager is tasting so sweet right about now
  18. You seem rather tense over this subject.....is there something that you aren'tt elling us? i got yelled at again for leaving the damn toilet seat up again....its not my fault she fell in is it?
  19. can we at least admit that us guys are usually more laid back then you women? That aint gonna happen is it?
  20. Yeah...and next thing you know...the guys will be hootin' and hollerin' for us to burn our bras and run around nekkid...... ~R+R... thats not to much to ask is it?
  21. Hate to break it to you but it goes both ways actually...Just depends on the people... isnt it safe to say though that the female generally acts on emotions where as the guy generally acts based on reason?
  22. The corporate world sucks...no doubt about it!!!
  23. why is it the women is generally the one with the attitude and the guy is usually the laid back and understanding type? Is this topic even worth trying to understand or is it totally hopeless????
  24. WHY IS EVERYONE EVEN BOTHERING TO RESPOND TO THIS IDIOT???