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Why didnt you just try Preparation H? Works for me everytime!
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I would have been if he didnt fuck it all up by labeling it a "compund" sentence there at the end
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Chick from DC competing for Miss America...Anybody know her? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060120/ap_en_tv/miss_america_preliminaries
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I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy. She who laughs last laughs best. Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true? You just wanna see my junk. You see what I am willing to sacrifice for you rhonda?
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I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy. She who laughs last laughs best. Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?
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Did you say clit?
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You are really setting a bad example for the rest of us twisted, insensitive , and openly rude assholes. Thanks, thanks alot
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It's a sign. Cease jumping immediately
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This comes as no surprise. Hey dont worry, you're a close second.
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Collapsable Pilot Chute on a Sabre 190. Thoughts?
funks replied to Big_Red's topic in Gear and Rigging
Why a 190? It is apparent you are an eager to learn type individual by the questions you have asked. You will be bored with the 190 in a matter of weeks. Don't waste your money, go straight to a 135. You'll thank me later. -
Bite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies.
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How about putting the oven job off a day and using tomorrow to do some knob polishing?
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Buy a real bike. R1, CBR, etc. Not being a smartass,(ok, I guess I am being somewhat of a smartass if you consider my previous comment) but is an old Katana worth any effort whatsoever?
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Hell, if i was as old as you i wouldnt be in any hurry either.
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It does? You sure about that?
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Evolution. Shit changes.
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What I find quite amusing here is your anticipation of receiving a comment from someone about your attempts at coming across in a very nice and polite manner. Instead of receiving such comments, you are in fact receiving information on how to clean underneath your refrigerator. Because you have received such useful information, I think you should put that information to good use and get your ass to work cleaning underneath that refrigerator instead of waiting around for the anticipated comments.
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Stupid ass people who strap wireless devices to the side of their head
funks replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Take that stupid ass bluetooth wireless device off the side of your head. Do you realize you look like a jackass that is talking to himself? Why must you wear it in public when you are not talking to anyone? Are you really that lazy to pick up a phone and hold it to your ear? Outside of driving in a car, it serves no purpose but to confirm your retardation. You arent that important, really you're not. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Now do what I say, you can still be saved. -
Shouldn't this be in the womans forum?
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It's his show
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fucker made it look easy didnt he?
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Who is this Greg person?
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I use to be a pretty badass bmx bike rider, could probably do it years ago...i would probably end up just doing a face plant and fucking myself all up if i tried it now. That is what you're talking about right
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Gotta call bullshit, sorry. Are you telling me if you ended up getting paralyzed, 7 years of skydiving memories would make it worth it? And on top of that you would not give up those memories to no longer be paralyzed??? Am I reading that correctly? Some people get way to fucking wrapped up in believing this sport is the holier than thou be all to end all. Thats some fucked up shit when people start believing the sport is worth more than their own health. Believe it or not people but there are more important things in life than skydiving
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That is one hell of an idea. Give me an endless supply of frosted flakes and i could eat nonstop for days.