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fixed it for you. phew, that was a close one. thanks bud, wouldnt want anybody gettin the wrong idea or anything.....fucker

Count me out.

caught my penis in my zipper deeming it relatively useless the same day my adam and eve catalog showed up in the mail.

The thought of young chicks in school girl uniforms with pigtails and big lollipops in their mouths suddenly jumped into my brain....

My housekeeper and servant just looked over my shoulder and noticed your sig line. They took great offense to it. Can you please change it?

Typical case of playing hard to get. You owe it to yourself to be honest about your infatuation. Its pretty obvious.

Very similar to the look on your mothers face last weekend. If we woke you, I apologize.

If you live in this country, learn it, love it, live it, or get the fuck out. That is all.

I have spent a bazillion fucking hours in the fucking malls trying to do my xmas shopping. I walk around with no bags in my hand doing nothing but rubbernecking at all the little mall sluts, I then leave empty handed realizing I have accomplished absolutely nothing. Anybody else having this same problem?

Silly girl. You should have known better than that

Staying in the spirit of todays theme. What are your thoughts on this subject?

red wings = oral. Got mine years ago! Walt Fuck yeah. Stand proud my brotha

So which one will actually earn the honor? My vote is you gotta go downtown in order to wear the wings proudly. Otherwise you're a fraud just claiming you have actually performed the necessary duty and are very underserving of the honor.

Kinda reminds me of a day I had at the grocery store last week....this is freaky... I noticed a woman following me around the story , every fucking ailse i went in she followed...this went on for about 20 minutes. Finally I go to check out and guess who I fucking get behind in line...sure enough it was this lady...She says to me "I dont mean to stare but you look exactly like my son that passed away" Well, I was pretty fucking freaked out. She proceeds to check out and wishes me happy holidays. I go to check out (beer, toilet paper, etc). The cashier tells me I owe 200 fucking dollars. Apparently the woman while I was all freaked out told the cashier I was her son and I would pick up the tab...I couldnt fucking believe it, she was a con artist. I look out the window and she is loading her shit into her car. I run out there and try to stop her from closing her door. Right as I do that she fucking kicks me in the stomach to try and push me away. Well me being the badass that I am, I grab her foot and start pulling her leg, and keep pulling on it. There I am pulling her leg.... Kind of like I'm pulling yours right now

fuck no, there should be no mother f'n age limit up in this here shithole. Tell momma to behave or else she wont be getting any tonight.

. . I would demand an immediate refund.

would it be twisted if i printed out your pink mafia picture and carried it around with me everywhere i go?

I told you yesterday. He is my gay lover and you cannot have him. If you would like to discuss a threesome perhaps we can make some arrangements.

Personally I love direct pressure on my penis. I like to be gripped firmly along the entire shaft until I'm super close to orgasm. Is this the norm for most men? I then prefer the deep throat gagging action prior to achieving shangrila.

Well, that about takes care of this thread....next

Very feminine too arent you?

Next time nail his tail to the floor, they cant run away then.

on or in?

Lightweight, I just had one too and I am still at 11. Guess us yankees have more stamina than you wankers

Scale of 1 to 10 I'm cruising along at about an 11 right about now