funks

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  1. Fuck that, I want to have sex in the back of a $4,000 trailer. Bad Funks, Bad Bad Bad.
  2. Ebay. Thank you for your payment, I see you received the package
  3. I think your cookies and juice are missing too.
  4. I dont understand? What is this nonsense about?
  5. you're a lucky bastard...you get to give and receive.
  6. How the fuck did she get out of the kitchen?
  7. funks

    Blowjobs?

    OH.....MY.....GOD
  8. Do we really want to go here again?
  9. Wow, whats the punishment for a P/A against all 47,000 users at the same time?
  10. I'm the man with the plan, the director. I'll be filming the festivities. I'll also be making sure there is a big enough supply of ky for the gangbang
  11. Oh jump in the fray. It is safe today. Yes, jump in the fray, it is quite safe today
  12. -He has you slapping Slappie!!!! That's too much!!!! I've never even met any of the individuals mentioned but still don't want the visuals... I am just glad there is no one on here named Slinker. My ass is still safe. fuck and i cant edit the damn poll...dammit!!! well, your ass does look pretty safe...theres one ass up there though thats gonna be walkin funny for days
  13. funks

    Blowjobs?

    It's a broken link anyway. yeah, thats right. its a broken link. So it doesnt matter if you click on it
  14. funks

    Blowjobs?

    Nope. This Person right here is though
  15. funks

    Blowjobs?

    Holy shit. I nominate that for post of the fucking year!!!
  16. funks

    Blowjobs?

    Lisamarie and her contractor got me thinking. Why are they called blowjobs? Shouldnt they be called suckjobs? This is a serious question dammit.
  17. funks

    catball

    For once we agree
  18. funks

    catball

    and to think i wasted my 1000th post posting this stupid ass picture that has been posted a million fucking times. I'm a stupid fuck.
  19. funks

    My....

    speaking of glory holes...if you ever stop at the rest stop at exit 34 on I95 make sure you time it to be right around 2:00 in the afternoon, and make sure you use the middle stall....i met god in that stall.
  20. funks

    Bored

    Dude how cool but I am not gonna fall for it whatever might you be referring too? That link is filled with hot sticky goodness and lots and lots of boobies
  21. funks

    My....

    not putting their penises in your mouth would also probably help
  22. funks

    My....

    dayyyuuuummmm...she gave him a blowjob?
  23. funks

    My....

    I say let him sleep. He has probably been working hard and deserves a break.