funks
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You go you badass. Take that fast and the furious car of yours, find some unsuspecting guy who doesnt have as much power as your car and race him through traffic at 120mph...that is fucking impressive. I bet you have the chicks just lining up to fuck you eh Vin Diesel? What a fucking joke.
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Q - What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A - Nothing, she has already been told twice.
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Kong
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Q - What is the useless piece of skin around a vagina called? A - A Woman Q - What would The Flintstones have been called if they were black? A - Niggers My 3rd cousin on my brother in laws side of the family is black, therefore I am allowed to tell this joke.
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He didnt actually kill that woman though did he? Just slapped her around a little bit I thought.
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Any guy with a ringtone is gay. As a matter of fact, any guy that allows his phone to do anything but vibrate is gay.
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You said you get off driving 120 mph in and out of traffic. People look at you like an idiot for two reasons: 1. For actually doing it 2. For admitting you do it and acting proud of it What is there to get? You forget you are talking to people who are generally considered extreme, or adrenaline junkies. You dont think we dont get what you are saying? Problem is you jeopardize innocent lives with what you say gets you off. That is called being a fucking jackass.
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I am sure whomever has the brightest fluorescent lights underneath their car also has an advantage in addition to the power. Having the most aftermarket parts stickers on your car probably doesnt hurt either.
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So according to this statement Darius is an idiot. Correct?
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This post has got to be the funniest post in the history of dz.com. Ok, mr fast and the furious. What a fucking joke. Did you type that on your wireless laptop while barreling in and out of traffice at 120mph?? Cause that would have been the cool thing to do and a sure fire way of showing the world you cant be controlled. I for one am so impressed. Can I please get lessons on how to be a big bad ass rebel like yourself?
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Dont you have some "spankin" to do with that big bad honda civic of yours?
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How old are you?
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Nope. Just cant stand idiots who promote shit that can kill innocent people. Who are you to tell this guy how to drive? The intent of your original post was to chastize this guy for not driving his car fast. You can back peddle all you want but that was the point you were trying to make.
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Sweet. You can finally repay me for that dinner i bought you guys and for that other time you didnt have a credit card on you...oh wait, that was me wasnt it You name the time and place and I'm there
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Did you think maybe he has nothing to prove to all you badass "street racers"? Or perhaps doesnt give a fuck about racing around in his car. Do you have any idea how fucking retarded "street racing" is? Race through my neighborhood and see if you dont end up with a fucking brick through your windshield. Take it to the track and quit acting like a jackass that is out to kill innocent people on the roads.
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Give me your work number and work email and leave the rest up to me. You'll be unemployed before you know it congrats btw
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Did you cream in your shorts and offer to jerk him off? You mean he isnt an idiot?
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Just say the following in a very firm voice "It's ok, I'm a professional, everything is under control" For effect, flash your passport as you are saying this. If they still give you grief, point at your hackey and say "Dont make me use this" They will have no idea what purpose the hackey serves and will most likely slowly back away from you, at that point just run onto the plane rig and all. Problem solved.
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I hope you have one of those monster wings bolted onto your trunk to prevent the car from going airborne cause otherwise that little street racer of yours just might flip over from all the power. We wouldnt want that to happen now would we? One other thing I dont know if you thought of...it's probably a good idea to strap a fire extinguisher somewhere in your car that is in plain view of everyone that pulls up next to you...I always back the fuck up whenever I see a dude with a fire extinguisher in the car...they must mean business!!! edited to add: I live my life a quarter mile at a time
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http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1797998;search_string=pm%20sent;#1797998
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When a dog is looking for a hole to bury his bone in does it really matter what hole he buries it in? Of course most dogs know some holes are deeper than others, and some holes are wider than others, but all things considered isnt the outcome generally the same no matter what hole a bone is buried in? Based on that information wouldn't it make sense for a dog to just bury his bone in whatever hole was most convenient? (proving the age old theory of a hole is a hole is a hole) Or is there some logic behind why a dog should be picky when it comes to choosing which hole he buries his bone in?
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woman, sometimes partly responsible for rape?
funks replied to artistcalledian's topic in Speakers Corner
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Amazing, I was thinking the exact same thing. I guess great minds do think alike
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Seems like we're caught up in a fairly rapid downward spiral into a sea of sexual retardedness lately. Could there be any redeeming benefits that come of this?
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What have I told you about having those conversations with yourself?