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  1. funks
    If you have a personal problem, grievance with somebody, need vibes, or just happen to be depressed for whatever reason please post your concerns in this thread. That way you can receive a collective shut the fuck up from all those that dont care. This will help consolidate all the whiners and cry babies into one location thus making the work that us smart asses have to do much simpler. It gets tiring having to search through multiple threads trying to find those that are in need of a mental beat down. Thank you for your cooperation.
  2. funks
    He dies at the end.
  3. funks
    Actually in this case I am saying everyone else (besides you) is acting like the flippin drama queens. You make one comment that may be open to interpretation and everyone starts whining.
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    Dude, you are 100% wrong. You are telling me if a guys is running down the field and trips and falls and the ball comes out when he hits the ground it is not a fumble????
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    please make my momma happy. She depends on all the sensitive people to entertain her with their wadded up panties. Please dont let her down.
  6. funks
    Actually, you need to learn the rules of the game. You can have a fumble by contact with the ground if the player falls on his own. If he is not touched by a player on the opposing team then it IS in fact a fumble. That was not the issue on the play you are referring to. The fact that his elbow and knees touched the ground is not what caused him to be down, the issue was he was touched by an opposing player on the way down thus he was called down.
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    Leave it to you damn Americans to always want it your way.
  8. funks
    they got you too huh
  9. funks
    jihad? why does it have to be a religious war? why can't we just kill them...they sure are yummy.... Hitler was a genius.
  10. funks
    If your vote was less than a minute than it is quite obvious that I am your fantasy. I have that effect
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    You know the scenario. You got a couple of minutes to kill and there aint nothing to do. You glance at the TV and catch a slim fast ad and its got the chick that lost weight parading around in a bikini. Suddenly you find yourself turned on and taking matters into your own hands but you are faced with the dilemma of having to be somewhere soon. Are you able to accomplish the task at hand in a reasonable amount of time? For the chicks - replace bikini chick with ab exerciser dude. Hell, for the guys, feel free to replace slim fast chick with ab exerciser chick
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    When did your work ever start?
  13. funks
    I refuse to answer under the grounds that if I do I will most likely end up having one on my next jump.
  14. funks
    I dont think he made anything possible. Anybody could do that. What he did prove is that he is insane enought to actually do it.
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    I doubt you can keep up. rl Shouldnt be that hard to do with a woman of your age, uhhumm I mean maturity. I think you should actually rethink your position on this matter and start begging us to take it easy on you You may want to get down on your knees now and start praying
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    We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rl Bring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you
  17. funks
    pussy.
  18. funks
    What a load of shit. The freakin site is named in the article. There is a link to the article in this thread. Go blast the flippin reporter who named the object.
  19. funks
    You're only saying this because the date you picked is a little ways off.
  20. funks
    He must not be doing it right
  21. funks
    This aint AIM and you aint in Kansas anymore. You will find that people are willing to help those that are willing to help themselves. Your Welcome.
  22. funks
    You're at 13,500 feet. Green light is on, door is open. GPS is being used to do the spotting. A thick cloud of industrial haze has moved in at 8,000 feet completely preventing you from seeing the ground and what is below. It is clear from 7,000 feet and below. It is at your discretion whether or not to leave the airplane. Do you jump?
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    My bet is you received that PM from airfury17. If I am wrong I apologize to airfury17. However, after reading his 18 posts he has made so far I bet I am right on with my prediction. And do I give a shit for calling him out if it is him, actually...No.
  24. funks
    Of course you can. 2 more months and its yours
  25. funks
    Thats a given. Who the hell do you think inspired me to post this? edited to add - Actually you and RL inspired me, but since shes coming to my hood in march I have been forced to remove her from my list.