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  1. funks

    Bow Down To Me

    I corrected it for you.
  2. funks

    Bow Down To Me

    Couldnt have said it better myself
  3. funks

    Bow Down To Me

    Oh servant bitches of mine.
  4. It is entirely your fault. Now admit it, and move on. You will be a much better person for doing so.
  5. Where the fuck is Briguy when we need him. I bet he could offer up some awesome tips on nutsack maintenance.
  6. I have big fucking fat hairy balls. I have gotten quite good at balancing them on Wildcards mommas chin too. You all would be impressed.
  7. I love a man with a moustache. Any chance of you helping me out?
  8. I have never had the nerves to use an actual razor. I generally use scissors and just give my boys a trim. Everynow and then I snip a piece of skin which really sucks cause it hurts like a bitch. There has gotta be a better method. Ideas?
  9. Its all fun and games until somebody gets their feelings hurt.
  10. I'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice?
  11. She is fucking someone else. Period. End of story.
  12. We need a sitting president to jump, so a skydiver can be Air Force One. Not suggesting the sitting pres, I wonder if he wouldn't do a Lutz, but I sure would like a skydiver to be Air Force One. Or does that only apply to the plane, not the captain? But the president would be flying Air Force One, right? Jeff Step away from the pills
  13. funks

    Ha!

    This thread doesnt have a real nice comment about gem creating irritants inside hoohas.... Valid point. B gets a nice one off every now and then doesnt he?
  14. funks

    Ha!

    Please elaborate. You intrigue me.
  15. funks

    Ha!

    That'll teach your whiny ass. ps - can we make this one sticky too for a second? Doh!
  16. funks

    that was b.s.

    here we go again
  17. funks

    that was b.s.

    If you dont watch it I'll do it again.
  18. you failed to mention: sucked off boss and forgot to swallow.
  19. Holy shit...are you serious? Please tell me you are kidding. You should have your nuts cut off for such a heinous crime.
  20. Just an FYI - Your smile is what made that movie worth watching. Gave me chills watching you do your thing. Everything else was just filler Chapter closed, time to move on to bigger and better things.
  21. Comment #1: She can do whatever the fuck she wants Comment #2: Learn to speak English