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  1. there's really only one way to find out, little one..... Stop talking to your penis! Nice. Very nice.
  2. Sleep with your professor. That will make him happy, you will get an A and everyone will come out a winner. Problem solved.
  3. Coming from me that is actually a sign of affection...kinda like a little boy punching a little girl on the arm at the playground.
  4. We already covered the dudes Here . Time for the chicks. Who should be doing who? Discuss amongst yourselves.
  5. it's not a hygiene thing You can probably guarantee yourself it aint a "gets lots of pussy" thing also.
  6. you could post your own pic Trolly McTroll, but that priv has probably been revoked too. I dont understand, who is this trolly mctroll person you speak of?
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    Son of a Bitch

    Gee, thanks. Thanks for reminding me that i got spanked by a judge just this morning while trying to get out of a speeding ticket i got last month
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    Son of a Bitch

    Yeah, that last little adventure kinda pushed the envelope
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    Son of a Bitch

    First my avatar posting privelages disappear, now my signature line privelages are gone. What have I done to deserve this horrid inhumane punishment? Who is responsible for this silliness? I admit it, I am a beaten down man . Is that what you wanna hear, well is it?
  10. a-cups aren't bad, if you're in 7th grade. With a face like yours, do you really think it is a good idea to comment on other peoples physical attributes?
  11. Don't worry, no one believed you anyway. Speak for yourself. I believed him. Briguy is da bomb.
  12. Seeing that he yanked my avatar privelages completely maybe I should make him my first choice too
  13. I would first choose Remster because his name kinda sounds like hamster. Whenever I think of a hamster it makes me want to do erotic things to my ass and I get all worked up. HH would be a close second with SkyMama a distant third.
  14. Imagine the exteme of each, if you had to sleep with one which would it be?
  15. Another self absorbing me me thread brought to you by your wonderful friends at acme
  16. I got a better idea for ya...how about waiting until they are packing their rig, and then run full speed at them, try and jump over them, miss and kick them in the head. You're pretty good at that
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    First step towards achieving happiness in life is to be honest with yourself. You are off to a great start, you should be proud.