funks

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  1. WHERE!!!????? Ooh, I know, I know. But I'll let Brandon tell. I know, I know...can I tell? Here's to your ass staying local Congrats fucker
  2. I would love a big heaping spoonful of ass right about now.
  3. Yes, I know. I am a dickhead.
  4. enough said... http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml
  5. But...I'm home alone Not for long...look out your bedroom window
  6. Did you know the dude in your avatar was convicted of raping his own daughters and forcing them to have his children? no need to comment on my avatar, mines all in fun.
  7. Oh we got plans for the red helmet avatar. Stay tuned.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... shut the fuck up. Good call. Officially shutting the fuck up.
  8. Oh we got plans for the red helmet avatar. Stay tuned....
  9. Oh you have no idea how true that is.
  10. I am so turned on right now.
  11. Since I aint going thats what I have to say about that. If you have any complaints or comments about my position on this matter, please refer them to my bitch, Wildcard451.
  12. funks

    Who am I?

    I got something to amuse you
  13. funks

    So....

    How about you both bite me?
  14. funks

    So....

    you better back up jack. her skills are already spoken for, are plans are in place. Don't go fucking up our plans, you hear me?
  15. I agree. These threads are a disgrace and should be done away with immediately. The author should be banished for a period long enough that allows him to think about his childish behavior and ways to change it.
  16. for a second there i thought you were going to expose your true dorkiness to the entire world.
  17. funks

    So....

    Is this considered foreplay whats going on here between you two? I dunno. What did you call it when you were tickling my taint with that feather the other night? I call that a buddy doing another buddy a solid. Discuss it again and I will no longer provide said services.
  18. funks

    So....

    Is this considered foreplay whats going on here between you two?
  19. No, you will be my fluffer. Assigned to me and me only. You better break out the knee pads, cause I need a lot of warming up!
  20. Only fight I got into in high school was with someone who turned out to be ranked #3 in the state in wrestling. He kicked my ass in front of the entire school. I showed him though, I went to the next wrestling event and Boo'ed really loud when he was competing!!