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If you could avoid meeting one person here this year you haven't met yet..
funks replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
I would feel less than honored if you didnt. -
If you could avoid meeting one person here this year you haven't met yet..
funks replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Who would it be? Lists are always welcome -
Do they perhaps hate you because your girlfriend has informed them of how small your penis really is? Or perhaps they hate you for your lack of grammar skills? Or perhaps they hate you for your lack of spelling skills? Are you sure its really the religion thing?
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Snorting them produces a better effect.
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Fine. Quite bitching, go drink some beer, bang your girl, and make a jump while you're post coital and see if your opinion changes a bit. I wish I'd said that. Will you be my girl?
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Fuck, that tells me I got it all wrong then.
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I'm embarrassed to be associated with this childish hellhole. Life isn't only about sex, beer, and skydiving.
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Shut up monkey. What up twat. Nice of you to show your mug this weekend....it was only 70 and sunny, pretty crappy day for jumping out of airplanes
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Back the fuck up off my woman
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It doesnt work. I still have green fungus in between my toes.
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I disagree with this statement. Relieving ones self in a restroom is somewhat boring and uneventful. Doing so in a confessional or restaurant is always much more entertaining and satisfying.
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If you are a guy that gets pissed at other guys for farting then you must turn in your guy card immediately and walk around with "I am gay" written in permanent ink on your forehead.
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Ha. No need for me to do that, you manage to come close enough to doing it yourself on your landings
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I am personally for it. How about you?
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RL's bones.
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I think you need to do a few things too but I won't stoop to your level.... dz.com may be a skydiving website but the Bonfire was set aside for NON skydiving related issues yet still a person is judged on their jump numbers... I think I'm done posting here Please tell me, What would you like me to do?
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8 jumps. 577 posts. I think you need to shut the hell up for a little while.
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I wasnt taught that in AFF , did my instructor screw up when he told me skydiving is about fun and education? He never once informed me that the validity of my exsistence in this sport depends on my ratio of posts to jumps Theres alot you havent been taught. Dont worry though, I'll take care of teaching you everything you need to know
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Whats it like in the future? In my world he has only been registered a little over 3 years
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Thats not what you told me the other night. Now I know why you force me to walk 50 feet behind you.
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You're a chick, you're supposed to know crap like that. You best get on the ball missy.
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You make the sammich, i'll provide the special sauce
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The hot blond chick they have been showing on the commercial will be right there with her. The one whose mother left her when she was 2 and her father has been in and out of prison. She'll get by just because she is so easily liked...plus she is smoking hot!!
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So you really think Rhonda will cooperate do you?
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and yet big enough to get lost in yours