funks
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If she didnt put out after you were kind enough to treat her to chips and salsa then my infinite wisdom tells me its time for you to move on
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I can help you out with that if you ask nicely.
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Ugh...I have 12 minutes before I can go crawl into my warm toasty bed for a good night sleep. Oh well.
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Almost as cool as you. I'm impressed. Really, I am. Seriously.
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I know...go fucking figure!!!??!!!
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i'll bring the pole for them to dance on. Ha. You have to bring a pole. Some of us can provide our own
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I don't even want to hear about it unless you will have hookers there. and the damn hookers better offer a generous boogie discount dammit.
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Let's hear your stories
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Good idea. You could play it back later and take notes. Learn from the master!
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I'd pay to see funks on a speed date. rl That wouldnt be a pretty site. A riot of biblical proportions would end up breaking out due to not enough of me being available to go around. I however, would make sure I save the most important piece of me for you
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Guess we'll find out in a couple of weeks
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Stop sitting around sulking. Use this day to reflect on why the hell nobody wants to be with you. Making a list of all the things you need to change in order to be more desirable is a good start. So quit your bitching, some of you have an awful lot of work to do.
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Fuck yeah. Now we're talkin
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So? Whats the problem?
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Fresh Meat
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So its kind of like a larger version of dropzone.com?
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Really?
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Rumor has it she is banging the bodyguard on the side when Kfed isnt around. This is apparently happening quite often because kfed is out promoting his new rap single and isnt home that often. Some sources even claim she is giving the bodyguard a handjob in this picture while she is racing down the road with her kid in her lap. I dont know if I buy that, seems a little far fetched, but you just never know! Rumor also has it that Jessica Simpson was in the backseat of the SUV giving a blowjob to the singer of Maroon 5 while all this was going down. This shits outta control people!!!
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simply attach your picture to the tag line, mission accomplished.
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I checked the bedstand, it wasn't there before or after you went to get dressed
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I like you. You're a keeper. Just give me your home address and I'll be on my way
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I fixed it for you.
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Yeah so? At last count there were 497 threads about skydiving on WebMD.
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Is it the tattoo artists fault you picked a design like what you described above? Why should he get screwed out of a tip in the scenario that you mentioned? Not really understanding your logic here
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Now we're getting somewhere. Keep em' coming!