Vertifly
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Once I tried to hop onto a moving train with a friend. He made it on. I didn't because I didn't want to drop my can of rootbeer. I slipped, got dragged about 50 yards by the train, fell to my face, looked up to a train whell spinning right by my face. Pants were shredded. And it is 20 years later and I still have the scar. I'm so stupid.
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None of you dudes know what you are talking about... And all of the chicks in here are trying to get you to be romantic and stuff... They all know the deal. You ladies get it. Everyone knows that three exclamation points means that she wants you man. Just email her back and tell her to meet you in the parking lot outside her work. Let her know that you've got a ten inch favor for her and she'll be sure to show up.
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Slider Hook or hookit Bounce Chop Carve In-Tow Pitch Or how about for two puppies??? ..... Black & Death
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Breakdancing in a wind tunnel!!!!!!!!!
Vertifly replied to sky-pimp's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Definitely need the pics by now. Tom, congrats...lets see them!
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i am beginning to think that the silence is speaking.
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Computer type question about internet connectivity
Vertifly replied to skydiver30960's topic in The Bonfire
Are you using a USB cable to your PC or cat5? Cat5 is better for, both, connectivity and speed. Data loss and driver issues tend to occur with XP and USB cables. Update all drivers - you can download all updates from the internet during the hour that your system is working. Make sure that your cable connection is as close to the outlet as possible. Too many splitters can cause a data losss and loss of connectivity. PM me if you can go over this more so I can help answer any more questions. Good luck! -
hhhhaaaahhhh....hhhhhh....hhhhhh Done. Done. oh, i'm sssssoo tired of all these other peeeple hurting my feeeeelingssssss. Gimme a fuckin break, I pea on you!! Or...I'm sorry, does that make you hurt inside...please don't feel bad. I don't want to see you cryyyy. Baby....look at me sweetie...oh...i hate to see someone sad. Wat a bunch of Bs.
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What a whore! No way you could last a couple days cheese. No way. Seeya tomorrow.
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Clicky to Desktop Theme - Skydive Seems cool. My Computer becomes a rig and there is a bottle of beer for something.
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60 in Jersey!!!!!! That is the jump threshold. Too bad I'm doing the grind.
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yes, i think it is best in the doggy style; just gushes. i don't know how these chicks can squirt across a room with such volume. it looks like a parlor trick where someone is injecting water into their vagina, and they just use some muscle to push it out.
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Misrouted Cheststrap – How to survive?
Vertifly replied to AFFI's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
At about 30 jumps, Eric Topps - a dutch AFF instructor who is in and around here comes up to me, sticks his finge behind my chest strap, pulls ever so lightly, and the misrouted strap comes out. It's hanging there and he says in his Dutch accent, "that gonna saave yoh live?" That had an impact on me. What if he didn't see that? Good practice to get to the DZ and religiously turn on AAD, check reserve pin, and rest of gear then... do point check before getting on the plane and before getting out of the plane. It takes less than ten seconds. chest leg leg hacky pin cutaway reserve ...if anyone can add to this please do. -
Can't wait to get home and click on all the cool links in here! Now, I have plenty of incentive to fix my home PC. Thanks DZ.COM!
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I know for a fact that this is false. I can speculate what urine would taste like...a women's cum tastes much more delicious.
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I just finished redoing my website I need some constructive critisim
Vertifly replied to fireflytx's topic in The Bonfire
The size is great. The clarity works for all of them too. Take any that are .bmp, open them in a picture editor like paint or something, then save as a .jpg. This is kinda standard for web pages. The clarity will be the same as the others (will not sacrifice much at all), but from a me (internet user) standpoint, it will download to my screen much more quickly. A .BMP file that is 500K will go down to like 20K. It helps with browsing significantly. Black background just looks nice for the feel of the site. The fonts need a dress. More standing out. But don't get me wrong; your site looks rad. I just looked again. You might want to think of framing some of those sections instead. Make it known what is a button and what is just a pic or a section to read. Very professional looking...I love the site. Very sexy too. -
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volume beats distance any day
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damn, i can't click on that cause i'm at my work desk! tease.
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Latest from a friend... 7 jumps without record. 1 jump tomorrow. Pray, relax, focus, think and forget.
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I just finished redoing my website I need some constructive critisim
Vertifly replied to fireflytx's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah...what skymama said. At least one of your pics is a .BMP file. Save it as a .JPG like the rest - this should speed up the download time significantly. It's kinda dark. Looks good, but dark. Dark purple font on a black background. I get it. But I would enhance the fonts just slightly...I don't know...like bold or more legible or something to make it more presentible yet still DARK. -
Sweeet. I thought I was losing it. CAN I GET AN AAAAAAhhhhhhyyaaaMENNNN!!??
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Despite the many rumors of it being a myth...it happens. And it is better than getting the hymen trophy....i mean heisman trophy.
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psycho-babble
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as if. {we need a emoticon for one eye-brow up}