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  1. Vertifly
    where are you getting this shit? stick to the facts dude...no one is claiming anything. rather, i believe it appears like they are trying to teach theory and the ideas behind it.
  2. Vertifly
    i repeat, hottie, i see your strap undone... but i don't see your nipple.
  3. Vertifly
    I am making that my new phrase of the week!!! Fuckin love it.!!!! "Go balls deep man!" That is deep dude...really deep.
  4. Vertifly
    Well. It wasn't me. I don't know why you are saying that he's creepy! What do you mean by that. Maybe he was just thinking about his life, and all the pain that is in it, all the sorrow. Maybe he had a bad morning and wanted to sit outside and think things over....wearing a blue collared shirt and in his car with the window open and his cool new shades... ever think of that? huh? huh? jeez...some people
  5. Vertifly
    Uh...ok. The other day I said to my girlfriend, "Geez you got a big pussy!!! Geez you got a big pussy!! Geez you got a bit pussy". She said, "Why did you say it more than once?" I said, "I didn't" ok a knock off, but a classic
  6. Vertifly
    Sincerely dude, I could never understand that. Sleaze factor is just plain like sticking your stuff in a dirty ashtray. No thanks man. For the most part, I like 'um clean and fresh as possible, thanks. Just a little bit like Lewis and Clark in the bedroom is all. And something tells me that I am not VERY alone. Cake and eat it too you may say...I don't think so. An average hooker would be very hard pressed to convince me of her sincere desire. Pleeease.
  7. Vertifly
    I really hope this thread is a joke.
  8. Vertifly
    Just be prepared to hear the word "Fuck" about 182 times in 2 1/2 hours.
  9. Vertifly
    I think that he is quoting scarface. ...but it isn't necessarily fiction...not entirely anyway.
  10. Vertifly
    The difference between a fuck-buddy and a prostitute is that the fuck-buddy may actually like you back (at least the way you are or look). Prostitutes could care less if you cum or go. How in the hell, then, are you supposed to get excited over that?
  11. Vertifly
    Have one of the guys in your office give him a Pressed Salad. That is, have him press his junk up against the window really hard. Make sure you pick a hairy one.
  12. Vertifly
    Proof that laughter is contageous. ...or two nipples per boobie...that'd be cool.
  13. Vertifly
    What if the blue that I see everyday is red to you. And the red you see all the time is yellow to someone else. How would you ever know?
  14. Vertifly
    oh.
  15. Vertifly
    ummm....nope....not feeling anything
  16. Vertifly
    Well for dudes chris it doesn't change much. That chick was hot before you got anywhere near her.
  17. Vertifly
    Precisely my dear. Please read again...I was being sarcastic. Hence the - 'born yesterday" ending.
  18. Vertifly
    Fidelity is a good company. But their buy-in may be toward 2 G's right now. On the dl dude, check out gold. I work for a financial information company and that is the buzz.
  19. Vertifly
    Yeah dude...didn't you know? When you are taken...your hottiness factor goes down a few points from a chicks perspective. ...or weren't you born yesterday...or were you? just not sure...
  20. Vertifly
    I'm glad we cleared that up and got you in a tie-die. You were totally beginning to freek me out. umm...but i can't quite see how tall you are. got anymore?
  21. Vertifly
    Great costume. Take the hot chick mask off and show us what you really look like.
  22. Vertifly
    that story sounds strangely believable.
  23. Vertifly
    Walt...you are kinda freekin me out dude.
  24. Vertifly
    My job is engineering. I like the travel, seeing ideas come to life, teaching...the pay....the people...the hours....the free food...vacations are like 30 days a year....benefits are stupid good... The only thing that could use a change is the work environment could use more privacy. Other than that, I guess I really just love everything about it. Coming into work everyday is always a new challenge.
  25. Vertifly
    Well..since I am only into chicks.