BlueEyedMonster

It was sarcasm. Well technically speaking, if they are imaging boobies they are still straight. Just like the closet case boys that close their eyes imagine they are having sex with Ricky Martin... and not their girlfriend.

I think for once... I am at a loss for words. Well actually I'm not, I just can't figure out which ones of the many that I want to say.

Ohhhhh. Its a sign! Mother earth is really Father Earth!

When I grow up, I'm gonna have a real job. But I have 70 years to go before I grow up. I have no degree, I am a contractor working with computers/people. This is my 4th career path. You don't have to decide. Get your degree in something that is flexible, and keep career hopping til you find one you like!

No, but all a straight guy has to do is close his eyes and imagine boobies and enjoy the BJ But girls are missing the best part, and a strap on will just not do.

Moving??? ha ha ha more like running and bucking. I was not gonna stay on anyway.

Think Artsy fartsy JT... its do you want dijon with your paté.

Ha ha ha I enjoy being picked on. Throw me to the wolves! I'm gonna make a fur coat.

You see its a plot. Bill was a graduate of the gay high school. This is his way of making bored straight people do stupid things. Then he sits back and laughs at them. When other straight people as what is going on he calls it "urban poetry." Its kinda like a snipe hunt--with an artsy fartsy twist.

No Actually it wasn't naughty.. it would be funny if they protested for the right of admission (as long as it wasn't hateful). It would be a very valid point. In all fairness, straight kids should be able to go to the school if they want. But the question is.... how long would they stay straight?

yeahhh right... and gold stars on the jews too.

Apparently you missed the sodomy thread? YES. That's why I wished I had gone to the Gay High School

Dude, I'm a superhero. I regain my virginity after 24 hours.

Best of luck to him... but "unaided" isn't a carbon wing aiding the flight?

Geeze I wish I went to one of those... I would have lost my virginity a lot sooner and more often!

And therein lies the problem -Ben I have a very creative and vivid imagination. So its not a problem for me.

Shhhhh Don't tell the americans about that stuff, or I will be the only skinny one left in the whole country!

Hmmm. You ran over someone's cat? You forgot some important female's B-day? You forgot your anniversary? You are what you eat? You did not pay up a beer debt? You pushed over an old man using a walker? You keyed your boss's new car? Now what did you do?

Well ikke, we just spend our money on other things. If someone in the whitehouse ever managed to pass a 20% tax hike so we could match the combination france and netherlands per capita... Well I do believe you would see 2 things. 1.) The use of the arms the second amendment guarantees us. 2.) The whitehouse on fire. As far as at least I am concerned. The US gives more than France. The US gives more than the Netherlands. And that is plenty by me. And if the UK, Fance or the Netherlands has to add their countries together to match ours or do the per/capita game so be it. But I think you as soverign countries should EACH match our total foreign aid. I am sure it would do the world a lot of good. So, Quit slacking, put in as many hours as we do in a work week, be as productive per hour as we are and pay up. I just hope I broke your misconception that we are slackers and should do what everyone else wants us to. Because we work a lot harder than you do and can do with our money as we please.

Exactly the point. We DO give more than everyone else.... we just give less per GDP or per perons than everyone else. If we matched GDP or per person contributions with the higher end Euro countries, the total dollar amout would be completely obscene. Edit to add, this thread is not about foreign aid anyway. Its about the fact that PR asked us to leave Vieques, and is now complaning about the consequenes of that request.

Ok So you have to use your imagination a bit. Oh well.

Sorry, I am rather spellcheck dependant. Vieques is not in there.

Dude, READ THE NEWS. Self-Aware computers are coming VERY soon... Computers that are capable of learning and modifying their own programming are beginning to happen now. "Self repairing" code is currently becoming reality. In fact that is one of the "features" of MS Server 2003. Now... go into the future, with a computer that has nuclear weapons at its disposal, humans can logically become a threat to this computer; and the rest is the stuff movies are made from. Maybe some day it will be the NEWS.

Well, the choice to back the party in this case has a consequence of the loss of millions of $$$ for Viques. The choice was still made by the people of Viques, therefore the responsibility for the consequences lies ONLY on the people of Viques. Peer pressure is not a valid excuse... stupid mistake maybe... Reason that we should pay millions for nothing, HELL NO. Do you think that we should be held responsible for people that cannot think and act for themselves?

AT LEAST 2 cases of beer, but filling up the fridge is preferred... and a case of Dt. Dew for the lightweights like me.