BlueEyedMonster

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  1. Whooaaaa THere big boy, Yup its to early for ya. He was just asking a question. All ya had to do was be nice answer it. That will get ya a lot further than pounching on em.
  2. Well, one would be equally justified in opposing polygamy as one would be in opposing same-sex marriage, no? Ummm NO actually. They are 2 separate questions that can be considered separately or together. The way the canadians are doing it, Marriage is now an EXCLUSIVE relationship between TWO people. Gay marriage is NOT specifically Illegal, its just not recognized. Whereas polygomy is actually Illegal.
  3. Ha ha ha Yes often time it is that way for guys, but not always. And in my case, its often backwards--which sucks. Dammit, I'm not supposed to be the butch one!
  4. That rocked! If ya wanna save more space, there is 60 seconds of black on the end of the vid.
  5. Really? 3X the nagging? 3X the PMS (Probably all happens at once too)? Ha ha ha Give you 3 wives, and I bet you would not last 3 months.
  6. That't to bad I thought it was really funny.
  7. That either? How much did she cost?
  8. no but having sex in a hotel in long beach with a hot blond chick does.............. You had sex in a hotel???? I've never even done that.
  9. That ROCKS! I wanna ride.
  10. Did ya call them? I would have.... and bitched. I do it in a nice, but never backing down way. I always get what I want. After the first day of on the truck but no delivery.... I always get it the next after the phone call
  11. Yeah it was a cottontail. Big one though. Jessica, if you get one of those big ones.... and don't want it anymore. Let me know. I'll make hasenpfeffer. You can come over for dinner.
  12. Hey hey hey, I believe that was covered here Sure be a smarta** just because I was typing at the same time you were
  13. BlueEyedMonster

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    Whew. Just when I thought a yellow head would become fashionable. Ever kissed someone with one of those?
  14. I agree! Meee to. But its fun to bi*ch about--makes for some great P'wing.
  15. But but but you'd loose your poo bah status... Thats way too much PW'ing to catch up on.
  16. I carry around cards for our DZ. If I hear people talking about jumping. I butt in and give'em a card and talk it up.
  17. Yes he is cute. BUT he eats, poops, chews and will cost ya jump tickets. (puppies are expensive) So, if he is worth the jump tickets, keep him. If not, kick'em to the curb.
  18. Thats simple. You cannot get a divorce in some churches. In some you can do it with an SMS message. But the property ownership and so forth is governed by the state in the civil union (by my theory) and the divorce process would be the same as it is now. So if you were Catholic it might suck, because you might be divorced by the state, but the church might not let you. That way you may never be able to get remarried... but be stuck with only the option of a different church or a civil union. Unless you can bribe someone to give you an annulment.
  19. They did not begin this. It was first done in another state in 1912 I believe.
  20. Once upon a time... Our number one issue with upgrading workstations in stores is when the manager types leave floppy disks in. Then the computers won't reboot. We have to call the store and get someone there to find the computer and pull the disk out. When there are 1000+ stores across the country and every other store has at least one disk in a machine, this is a big issue. I wrote an awesome script that would move the data from the disks to the hard drive, give them a polite hand slapping and format the disks in a way that it would not stop the boot-up process. One night I was working on an emergency project... and I thought I would be nice and put the files back onto the disks from the hard drive. I deleted all the data on the floppy disks in two stores because I did things a little backwards. OOPS!
  21. I shot one and skinned it once... They are all fur. There is not much meat on them at all. You'd have to have a couple of them to make a meal. I ate mine with some squirrels
  22. Arnie is going to withdraw from the race and support another Republican.
  23. Point? there was not point. Just had to think of something to shout in the quite room to make everyone look at me.