BlueEyedMonster
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Actually the blue face is really me.... If you see me in real life it will freak you out. But the web sight has real pics and my 100th jump video. So I am an "out of the closet" superhero/homo
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It is... because I am a superhero. and have the superhero power of invincibility... jeeze didn't you read the website. Superhero's don't get old.
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Now that I am 29, I look better than I did when I was 21. So I have either mastered the art of time travel, or I am getting hotter with age.
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I had today off... that's why I was not PW'ing as much as usual. Heading to the DZ Saturday afternoon. Unfortunately He is right. Yeah... but its only one of a few necessary items. here's me in mine... (you be the judge if it's hot or not) You're a hottie Brian... but I was asking for Military guys in uniform. Yeah they usually take the cake for FUBAR in the head, but they are also the hottest in the sack--and that's what fantasies are all about.
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teach him... ahhhh I want one that knows what he's doing. But I just had my date with my cute mechanic boy. I beat him at darts (cause he didn't have his with) I think he's cuter than the guy in the red shorts. So you can have red shorts guy. He's all yours.
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Shut up??? That usually not what I here proceeding the word "bitch."
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Well I WAS 6'3" But after that downwind landing last March, I am now 6'2" and weight 160#
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Ha ha ha but you missed this... Not only does that mean Europe, but that was a slap in the face with the glove.
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Good luck and don't forget the Velcro Gloves... its easier to hold the hotties with them when you catch 'em.
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You EU people really are strange. I mean anyone that would be in the same union as the French....I mean....c'mon...... In fact....I had some idiot French guy on my plane today. EU!!!!!! That is a Muther Fu**ing Personal attack! How dare you accuse me of being from Europe! Wisconsin is NOT Europe. I am completely and totally offended!
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OK That was funny as hell. You gonna buy me a new rig and a birdman suit with your millions?
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I keep trying to tell women it is an EXCELLENT facial lotion .....but they just look at me like I'm crazy. Lotion? I was always told its an excellent protein supplement?
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Semen.....it's what's for breakfast! (Where's the GAG Icon?) Well you are just no fun at all are you.
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Ok if you insist! Now what?
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In my search for the biggest natural boobies, I found the Perfect job for ya Ever milk a bull?
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Ha ha ha ha ROTFLMAO THANK YOU!!! I move to the city and all these people think I am nutz for eating breakfast, dinner, and supper. Lunch is what you eat at school or work!
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*Cough* Well...see...I like to Uhhhhh....Yeah....eat a lot of cereal see. ......and I was uhhhhhhh...yeah thinking of all the milk I could get from those udders. Yeah that's it.....that's the ticket!!! Don't be shy... I grew up in a dairy farming area. There were a few boys that got busted on the stepstool behind bessy. You are not alone.
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Man that second one IS HOT!!!!!!!! Somehow I knew you would really like that one
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Well CrazyIvan... Your Pic names have inspired me. Check out these tits on this prize winners! What would you do with 4?
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But where's the hot Military guys in uniform?
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I can't help it. What am I going to do with an empty box of Lucky Charms as a birthday gift? Take it back and ask for a refil. So are you actually poor if Skydiving is the cause of your poorness... Because I make plenty, I just spend it all buying jump tickets
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I know what you mean! I keep hoping someone will sneak up from behind and snatch them down! Naaa Leave them up... seeing that all the hair is gone, he probably has one of them dumb hitler mustashes shaved under there. I'll leave it up to my imagination thank you
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My sister days all the guys in Europe are metrosexuals... She has a good gadar here, but has serious difficulties with the jamming in interference when she is over there.
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Thanks man, I appreciate what your doin.
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Dammit Ladies!!! You forgot one MAJOR thing! The "Click here to order" button. DaMmIt dAmMiT DaMmIt!! I'll take cowboy05 and Weangler2 please.