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  1. BlueEyedMonster
    Thanks......but Brian said something about an "initiation" ritual that I'm not too sure about. Ha ha ha But I believe Brian is more the top type--You probably wouldn't like his. But I'm sure you'd like my initiation much better. ROTFLMAO
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    What? Those are my favorite topics? What can I say... I'm a blue, athiest, moderate that likes getting raped by very un-chivalrus gay cowboys.
  3. BlueEyedMonster
    So....you're saying that you pack poorly? Nope.. Too well! I was told to roll the tail as tight as I could. NEVER say that to an anal perfectionist. And, the second was caused by the rig... not me.
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    Well Clay, if you ever get sick of women, you can chat with me if you're cute.
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    I am gonna agree with you theoretically. However, I have not pulled at high altitude after reaching terminal velocity; so I cannot say based on experience.
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    My reserve is a 7 cell, and I've flown that twice. Does that count?
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    Yup, and Mayan's were Jews too.... Ohh Ok then. So this must have been where the Jewish Mayans sacrificed humans to the Sun God Yaweh. edit to add: and they killed them with the blessed garlic kosher spears!
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    I LOOVVE those spicy garlic Kosher spears. Yummy Yummy
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    What? I thought Jesus (Hay-soos) was Mayan???
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    Is a superhero a god?
  11. BlueEyedMonster
    So is that heaven the mormon heaven planet of Kalob?
  12. BlueEyedMonster
    He was Mary's son...not Joseph's, Jesus' father was God. CrazyIvan 3:16 Poor CrazyIvan still does not get it.. Jesus (Hay-soos) is the son of Pedro and Juanita.
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    Wisconsin people ROCK! Hi.
  14. BlueEyedMonster
    ha ha ha And so does your Right hand when you are dislexic. I just tell people to point and say "THIS way". Right and Left confuse me. Welcome to the forums!
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    No no no You guys don't get it Jesus H Christ is not really (Jee-zus) its (Hay-soos) The H. is just a reminder that he is the short Mexican guy named Jesus (Hay-soos) See here's his picture: Jesus
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    Nooo the H. stands for Haysoos
  17. BlueEyedMonster
    Connect the Dots by Peewee Herman. I HATED that show, but that damn song got stuck in my head forever. It can usually be found playing in my mind on the ride up to altitude and many other times.
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    I like poles. They are lots of fun, and help me pass the time when I am bored.
  19. BlueEyedMonster
    Well at least some good will come out of it. Hopefully she will end up in jail and the kid can go to a decent foster home.
  20. BlueEyedMonster
    I didn't like college. Its just too inefficient. I have a job I am happy with and spend my day fixing the things that eveyone with all their big degrees and certifications cannot make work.
  21. BlueEyedMonster
    I think I like this guy....but the cops should have left him at least one gun to defend himself. He might need it.
  22. BlueEyedMonster
    That is really really cool! Thanks
  23. BlueEyedMonster
    1:7:0 Awesome! several jumps chasing towering cumulus clouds then going to a sit to drop between columns. What can I say, the weekend just rocked.
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    post pics! Nope.
  25. BlueEyedMonster
    If the FTP ports/protocol are blocked... That will not help.