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Anything with chocolate, extra chocolate and possibly involving cookie dough.
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Nope. Not me
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Holy ShiT! It took you this long to finally remember your anniversary. No wonder why you are divorced. Na, I wouldn't call her, but you could anonymously send her a bouquet of dead flowers to see if she remembers.
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Oh Reeaalllyy?? The one contry that likes us? Try the one contry that causes more of our problems than any other! What you said about the "Arab Plan" is no more true than to say the Christian agenda is to put women back in their homes barefoot and pregnant with the kids where they belong and lock up the homos because they are pedophiles. Did you ever stop to think of the underlying reason for the anti-American sentiment in the middle east just might be our heavy handed support for Iserael? We went after Saddam for violating UN resolutions and persecuting his people in the name of security. Isreal is in violation of more UN resolutions thatn Saddam was (yeah we actually didn't veto all of them.) Now they want to build a wall like the Berlin wall. But I'm sure you believe all the horrible anti-american sentiment you see on the news... Just like wuffo's believe that skydivers are suicidal fools. You should sit down and talk with some Arab people once. Ask them their opinions.. and ask them why they have those opinions. I'm proposing to push Isreal into the corner so they accept the Saudi Peace Plan (It was very fair, and we actually thought it was a good idea) They did a good job of muscling the conservative Muslim countries to go with it. So, why can't we use our muscle to push Israel into it? I'll bet that would do lot more for our security that continually pissing in everyone's tea.
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Funny facts about a Blue Whale's privates: A whale's penis is called a dork. (That explains why they called me that in school.) Penis can be up to 10 feet long with a diameter of 1 foot Mammary glands BOOBIES are 7 feet by 2.5 feet (up to one foot thick when nursing) Testes of blue whales may be 2.5 feet long and weigh up to 100 pounds. Ovaries of one 83 foot pregnant female blue whale each weighed 75 pounds. Source 1 Source of the rest.
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Thanks... See... not all girls are yukky. Some are quite nice. Except he writes shorter messages!
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Well, they don't have to go that far, but obeying the UN resolutions passed against them would be a big help. Hmmm maybe we should invade for a regime change? --no not really. But obeying those resolutions would coincide with the peace plan the Saudi's introduced. Their arab neighbors would recognize them as a country that has a right to exist, and sign peace treaties. That would go a long way toward resolving some of the issues. It would still take generations to get over the rest.
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I'm not saying it needs to match exactly, but the colors need to have the same tones..... But they do. Both the blue and the burgandy share a common color... Blue--Personally my favorite color. The blue is really a purplish blue. While not perfect complementary colors according to the color wheel, they are actually very close. Probably off by less than a color. Its original... its not purple/yellow or blue/orange. Plus, with the addition of the white. The 3rd color helps to offset the slight imbalance of the other two. I still think its SaaaWEEEEET!
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It shouldn't match. Its should contrast, which it does very well.
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Its not the tearing down of the fence... but FINALLY someone might use the HUGE amount of money we give to Israel as a way to twist arms that have needed to be twisted for a long time. Its the most ignored but potentially highest rewarding carrot and stick in our foreign policy arsenal.
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What? Your job has a no-smiling-policy? Perfectly SFW if you ask me! No, its not the smiling... its the voyeristic pic of the top exec messing around with his admin assistant that could cause the problem
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Now I know why they call you guys monkeys!
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Wooo Hooo After 14.5 hours of work... still sitting at this desk drinking dew... I am still a quick little PW. I got vote #1 YAY!!!
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I think it is really good actually. Just 3 good opposing colors, Simple, Stylish, and Unique. Plus, the font is simple and easy to read. Kudos!
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Did your boyfriend call you that? Ha ha ha Don't have a boyfriend.... But I have heard "Oh God." and "Holy Shit" quite often...But, never "Anal Perfectionist" so you can take your pick of whichever you want to call me.
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**Jason giggles quietly as the teacher doubles Sinker's time standing with his nose against the wall because he said the F-word in the silent thread**
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I don' have any piercings... but I think they are hot. hmmm maybe that's not good motivation to keep them. But my Sis has the same taste as I do. So... Keep it
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Happy Blue Birthday! Blow out the candles... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Another dirty little monkey will be along later to give you your spanking.
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Thank YOU! We have the purse strings and the ability to force a solution to this thorn in our political side. Its about time we use it. Click here for the whole article on Yahoo News
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he he he When I was in school, I brough a gun to school for a demonstration speach. The principal said I could.
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**Jason sneaks up behind sinker and kicks the back of his knees so they buckle and smack the wall**
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Oh yeah, I forgot... I do that stuff too. I have yet to buy a jumpsuit. And its cheaper to make your own jeans too... Fabric, a zipper, a button, and thread is about $15 if you shop right.
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Hmmm Here are the things I have done: I have no land line... only my cell phone. I have only one credit card... which I use like a checking account and earn Frequent Flyer miles I moved to a cheaper apartment downtown. I walk to work. I do NOT own a car. I take the greyhound to the DZ on weekends (Its cheaper than driving) I do not allow myself to have cash in my wallet (It gets spent too easily.) With all of this, I actually spend 45% of my takehome on jump tickets (according to Microsoft Money)
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Suuure it was....... Serious it was... It was the second Pilot in tow... caused by a mod put on it by a previous owner that used a smaller canopy.