BlueEyedMonster

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  1. BlueEyedMonster
    Plaid skirts...or...Shiny Black Leather? BOTH.. Plaid skirts and BIG shiney black leather boots
  2. BlueEyedMonster
    The only think that kept me from knocking boots 6 times a day in high school was the fact that I did not know any other gay guys. Traditionally its the girls that say NO. Well, you fill a school with a bunch of horny teenage gay boys; their weekend numbers will look like 25:0:0
  3. BlueEyedMonster
    The link is dead.. But Some day... when I grow up. I'm gonna have a hummer--with full auto paintball guns behing the grill!
  4. BlueEyedMonster
    Ha ha ha Yeah, but it wouldn't be from lack of trying! Since when do guys say no?
  5. BlueEyedMonster
    I'm sure he would be a favorite with a light-sabre like that. I'm sure he could get whatever he wanted. And, lots of extra credit too.
  6. BlueEyedMonster
    If you go to the gay high school, I'm sure you would have plenty of classmates that are willing to show you how/where.
  7. BlueEyedMonster
    I'm trying to get a tan It's not working
  8. BlueEyedMonster
    You reckon I went too far with the Canadian thing huh? Naaa. You just needed to be more specific. FRENCH Canadians
  9. BlueEyedMonster
    Wow! MattM, that looks like a big birdman suit. Are you compensating for something? Must be why you decided not to offer
  10. BlueEyedMonster
    Naaa Its Ok to badmouth fruits when you have one participating.
  11. BlueEyedMonster
    Well then you can place your bets on Me! Will I make 200 jumps and my D license OR Veteran status first.
  12. BlueEyedMonster
    You better not be a hooker then. Cause that would really suck if you stopped enjoying sex.
  13. BlueEyedMonster
    I like Oreos. I can eat a whole pack at once. I like double stuff the best. Who are the right people to hang out with?
  14. BlueEyedMonster
    I never liked Kool-Aid anyway.
  15. BlueEyedMonster
    Is it time to move into the cabin in the mountains yet?
  16. BlueEyedMonster
    I know what I'm saving for the next boobie thread!!!
  17. BlueEyedMonster
    Ever watch a video of them deploying with one of those wings? They are moving so fast. Its open in about 20 feet. WHAM!! I'm suprised the guy is still alive.
  18. BlueEyedMonster
    I gave up culture for lent. Then I gave up being catholic, so I can't get it back Oh wait, this could be a good thing. Can I laugh at you when you go on the snipe hunt too?
  19. BlueEyedMonster
    Great, give your money to them... Don't ask for mine. YOu are correct. But like I said, draw a line somewhere. Healing the sick in this country is a multi-billion dollar industry that creates jobs and contributes to the GDP ha ha ha thats the beauty of it. I am earning money while postwhoring... and I spend that money at the DZ thus contributing to the GDP. Therefore, post whoring is good for the economy.
  20. BlueEyedMonster
    Of course... with my super hero post whore speed! and total boredom at work.
  21. BlueEyedMonster
    Whew! For a second there it was looking like someone was suggesting that we become communists. Wealth resdistribution is not a good thing as far as I am concerned. We already interfere with Darwyn enough. You just have to draw the line somewhere. People are not above evolution.
  22. BlueEyedMonster
    Ok... so how many of you are actually puppeteers for this show? Fess up!
  23. BlueEyedMonster
    My eyes! My eyes! Someone please gouge out my eyes!
  24. BlueEyedMonster
    For the first time in my whole life, I'll have to pass on that. I don't want to chip a tooth. And who is that guy in the picture trying too fool with his hands on his hips like that... where's the next frame of them trying to sit on it?
  25. BlueEyedMonster
    Damn!! You're no fun. Can I lick it? I at least need to have a picture of that!