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  1. BlueEyedMonster
    LOL Gay porn is a little different than Straight porn. Besides the obvious absense of women, most sites (not all, but most) are protected by Adult Verification Systems oh yeah, and they always wear rubbers. But back to the topic... If I am going to hit a tree, I will take the advice I heard and aim for a fruit tree--since there are no palm trees in Minnesota.
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    I guess you'll have to settle for palm trees until the internet provides a pictorial solution.-Hixxx Shit, I never looked. Sorry boys, I don't even have to land in a tree! http://www.freegaypornopics.com/sex/hairyskydiver/gallery2.html Ladies, come look with me Dammit. It don't take UGAS or GMP
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    OH shit! I almost forgot! How could that happen. If I don't keep reminding myself, I forget sometimes. This is the one I use.
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    And this is one of MANY reasons I hate math.
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    hmmmm. Always thought I should practice my tree landings. Hey! which trees do the gay guys land in?
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    yeah he probably only has one leg... and the other is really his ummmm..
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    This is going to be fun to watch. The conservatives headed by Arnold are going to take over... then begin deporting liberals and settling them throughout the bible belt to dilute the Dem power and get all those electoral votes. RUN SadSue RUN!!!
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    Follow these instructions (the workstation end of it.), and your laptop will have the correct time, and never be off again!! http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=314054 P.S. This is not specific to XP
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    Ha ha ha Yes, I guess IP addresses could work too.
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    Yahoo mail has many foreign mirrored sites. I worked for a company that blocked the mail.yahoo.com, so I just started checking my mail in the Australian and British Yahoo sites. :) There is a way around everything.
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    [reply.....observation of the behaviour of the ladyskydiver chick interacting with the Diablo guy that, while in her presence, he was no poofta" Like that makes a difference?? LOL A co-worker of mine was bragging about his "Married Man Sandwich" that he was going to participate in this weekend. (ewwwww!!) Just cause you can play for one team does not mean that ya are member of that team?
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    Ewwwww Getting married is for grownups. Girl germs are icky.
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    Yes, saw it 2 weeks ago at the DZ. I just stood outside my tent and watched and watched. Started in the North, and eventually covered the whole sky. I've seen it many times, each time it is different, but always awesome! Edit to add: If you go here http://www.bowfort.com/~adec/ you can sign up for a free service that will alert you to forecasted aurora.
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    ohhh I hope you were sober an conscious!
  15. BlueEyedMonster
    eeewwwwwwww... I just had a major case of the creeps here.... that was not a good mental image.... YOU had creeps? What about me?
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    No it would be gay-er if his hands were on his hips.
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    ha ha ha Sadsue, Don't you think the one flakey Brit is enough! Now you want me to chase Skreamer too!
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    Pssst, wanna see a pic of BlueyedMonster's OneeyedMonster? (I'm straight but I'm definitely not narrow! ) Ha ha ha There are none of those out there! I'm gonna run for president some day. Can't have that floating around the tabloids.... but its not to say there aren't a couple of almost nekked ones! A blue body like this is a work of art!
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    But Lysol as an added bonus. Lysol in the shoes does a better job at killing athletes foot or anything like that better than any foot cream/powder. Gets things at the root of the source. And as for the smelly ass part.... Can't say I've ever tried that. Go ahead and try it on him and let me know if it works.
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    ****** LYSOL ****** It works wonders on smelly shoes/feet.
  21. BlueEyedMonster
    The US may require that you renounce your previous citizenship to be a US Citizen. However, you are already a US Citizen. The only one you have to deal with is Canada. And, I don't think they care either...but I didn't look it up. If you travel at all, being a US citizen is often a bonus. At other times it might get ya killed--It would be good to be Canadian in those times.
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    I'd go with Dual Citizenship. That way you can belong to whatever country is being the least stupid at the moment Keep all your options open!
  23. BlueEyedMonster
    You and me both, brother Well I think I should sue Burger King because Double Whoppers +Cheese, Xtra cheese, Xtra mayo don't make me fat! I need help with my arch!
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    And as an added BONUS. You can use the weights in your rig when packing at home!
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    Oops, i got your light saber confused with my "toy" again. I don't know whether to say "EeeeWWWwwwWW" OR "OoOWWWwW"