BlueEyedMonster
-
Content
1,479 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by BlueEyedMonster
-
Well considering that sizes DOES matter, maybe you should do novels or long plays or something that is not such a marketing nightmare. Short and cock should not be used together in the same sentance unless you are insulting someone. Its a rule.
-
Evidence...jeez...why do you think I got this thing... Hmmmm... Boobies and dumbass drunk stunts? Did I guess right?
-
Being in the Corp HQ that I am.. I do have to say, the little old man execs can put skydivers on the way to altitude to shame when it comes to ripping ass. I don't know how they do it, and It must be something in the water here; but I swear everyone here but me has a bad case of the stinky runs.
-
Remind me to only do sweet and innocent things in your presence. I would hate to have evidence left behind.
-
Dude thats not a zit. It looks like you smeared a melted chocolate bar down your nose? That is chocolate isn't it?
-
-
Lighting a fart? What was he doing with his face so close? ...trying to smell burnt farts?
-
Don't worry GigaBuist. Its not all its cracked up to be.
-
Yeah, I just sitting here at work... waiting for the shit to hit the fan and then I will be busy as hell and won't be able to PW anymore.
-
OMG YES almost just like that! Last time I was there the little shit woke me up at 6 in the morning doing that.
-
-
It is religious! It gave up lint and its hot air exhaust for lent. And decided to continue the fast to prove its loyalty to Zeus.
-
A funny way to prove this wrong: My sister's parrot likes to hump his rope toy. You ALWAYS know he is doing it because all of the sudden you hear his parrot voice start softly and get louder as he squaks "ohhh yeaaa... OHHHH yeahhHHH.. OOOHHHHh YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA"
-
My dryer doesn't have lint.
-
Nope, only farts.... Hmm what smells worse. A burnt fart? or an unburnt one?
-
This guy needs to be put in a cell with suge night
BlueEyedMonster replied to whocares's topic in The Bonfire
No no no better yet. Put him in jail with Bubba. And make him swallow... (uhh uhh) that and his vomit when he gags on Bubba. -
I have had 2 Pilot chutes in tow... Caused by the top flap of the container not releasing. I cleared the first by pulling the bridle. And after listening to a well respected AFFI do a recurrency training with someone else, when I could not clear the second PIT, I did not cut away.... I ended up in exactly this scenerio: I was lucky as hell. My reserve bridle/freebag tangled with my main bridle. The canopies opened simultaneously. With plenty of altitude, I played with both out for a bit, then downplaned and cut away the main. I got an ass chewing for not cutting away first, but it created a discussion, and now all the instructors at our DZ will be on the same page--Cut Away a Pilot chute in tow.
-
Why do cops confiscate BASE rigs
BlueEyedMonster replied to freefalle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yup yup thats the answer, he beat me to it. But my question is then. They must return the gear after the ticket is paid or the jumper is found innocent, correct? -
Thanks Bill! Good job.
-
Wow it was a be-lated B-day present? Did she wrap her self up in pretty paper and wear a bow in her hair?
-
Happy Birthday to you... You live in a zoo... you look like a monkey... and you smell like one too!
-
Ha ha ha I know what happens when I give those... But can sheep really give backrubs?
-
-
-
And the Christians that support blowing up clinics and killing doctors? Should we support rally and go to war against the bible belt? And what about the Arab/Christian (yes a sizable minorty of Palistinians are Christian) Children that are colateral damage of Israeli actions? Who killed who first? The arm twisting needs to be allied to BOTH sides. Saudi Arabia has done their part, its our turn to do ours.