BlueEyedMonster
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< Blue giggles to himself as he thinks how silly Rebecca was to comare him to the straight comic book superheros she is used to. She forgot the gay ones are too anal to forget about little details like achilles heels or kryptonite.>
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Shhh don't go in there. Its a trap to get those that plot against me. It leads to a pit of starving whuffo aligators.
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Damn Silent alarms!
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THey get paid $10,000 a job? Holy Crapinoli... thats a lot of jump tickets!
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This comment will be remembered longer than you can imagine. One day, you'll show up at a boogie somewhere (Eloy, perhaps?) and you'll get pied like you can't imagine! Sure Brian.... You are just looking for an excuse to whip cream wrestle with me like Merriah did on my 100th jump.
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Awww who needs those sinus things anyway. Just fill em up with caulk. That'll fix it. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Blue Vibes VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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See You are being punished for not jumping more Bad Birdman! The awesome clouds you missed last weekend! But, I'll let it slide this time
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ROTFLMAO. I'm sorry, we had a good laugh at our expense on that one. I was gonna tell ya but I forgot. Just when ya think EVERYBODY knows... I won't be there. My crappy work schedule just changed.. I cannot go to sleep until 6 in the morning until I adjust... and I am too mentally wasted right now to jump this weekend. I'll be there next weekend though.
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You can keep me up. I'm trying to work on a new jumpsut. I have to stay up to get myself used to 3rds. And, If you're lucky I'll send ya a few more attachments. What ever you do... Don't look at the attachment! added another pic
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ROTFLMAO Vanilla, Actually I was downloading YOU. Someone told me to take a look at a pic of yours in the womens forum.... they said you had big boobies.
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And if any of you ladies or gentleman just happen to see that guy at a Dropzone... I CALL DIBBS!
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Ha ha ha I looked at yours.... Its kinda a curiosity killed the cat thing. I'm so glad I am a superhero with the power of invincibility. I burned up the first 9 lives a long time ago. Just think of the pic as what every man should strive to look like
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Sue... you quit smoking? I forgot about that
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OH here is a long hairy boobie.. NSFW
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Ha ha ha YOU WILL BE
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haven't found it to taste much like cum. A lot less salty, in my opinion. Ummmm....DITTO! What? Cum is not salty. And it changes flavors depending on mood and diet. Tastes much better than brie though... in all it variations.
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Oh I used to love Ding Dongs... Yeah!!!... Yeah Yummy. I can put lots of them in my mouth.. I just loooove the creamy filling. I like those too
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Ha ha ha No we TALKED. I am a good boy sometimes.
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Could be worse. It could taste like brie... That stuff tastes like cum.
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OK If you insist. I am a moderate... I think California needs more balance. The left coast is too left... Its gonna fall in the ocean soon. Too many democrats in one place. Time for a republican governor just to screw with you all.
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Well I'm a superhero... higher up on the food chain than humans. I like to eat cheese! Yummy Yummy
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And I vote for Colby Jack
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Well I vote for Blue boobless asexual reproduction.
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No SHit... I'm working on the hottie mechanic boy. We might have a second date on Sunday. I think a second date is a record for this year.
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When I grow up freeflir29, I wanna be just like you. But it will be 70 years before I grow up. Hey... and 0 to Veteran in 2 months is not that bad.