BlueEyedMonster

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  1. BlueEyedMonster
    A... nekked guy Yes post. B... It may be scary looking, but I like to gawk at car accidents too.
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    blue-eyed-monster is my favorite superhero of course!
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    OH honey... what do you need, I have over 4 gigs
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    Only one big problem.... He has no package. How could they forget that!
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    PROOF that God hates Christians. Or at least ones that sing.
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    0:0:0 Hmm Work screwed the jumping possibility... and my date stood me up. At least I got the pattern made for my new jumpsuit.
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    I have no idea what thats all about, Im headin over there now to check it out. The tittee bar is SACRED ! Wheres jtval, come on dude, we may have bussiness to attend to. Hold on to your undies... It's just the one in the silent thread. Not the real one. So boys go take care of your business in the REAL Tit-E-Bar, and be sure to wipe off your keyboard when you are done.
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    Not to worry, Even though he is a good boy and has not used it... Mechanic Boy does have the spare key.
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    You did not read the label very well. Its like a power bar, but with more protein. I've been try'n to help out the guys by telling the chicks this for years, but they just don't believe me.
  12. BlueEyedMonster
    That's not a rust hole... you forget... it is a SuperHeroSuperPower Chastity Belt®. It is a magical trap for evil doers. Watch this.. Pretty snazzy huh Jayruss?
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    Sorry, they were eaten by the aligators. You'll have to make do with the penis-bar.
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    No Kidding... You should have seen how big that key was!
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    Brian, Blue doesn't drink, and he likes it rough, so you’ll need whips and chains What? Alcohol? Whips? Chains? YIKES!!!
  16. BlueEyedMonster
    I would like to personally meet the completely F*C*eD up individual that wrote that site. The possibilies are ENDLESS.
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    But how many sheep can you fit in the back with your gear?
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    But she can't... Way too many bottles and cans laying on the floor to count.
  21. BlueEyedMonster
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Blue Vibes VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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    Nein Nein Nein!
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    Nein!
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    It was her favorite blue SuperHero! Blue-Eyed-Monster!
  25. BlueEyedMonster
    Was? Keine geheime Anzeige? Du bist kein Spaß!