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    gess i'm the only one who's giving free jumps only to the hotties ok - i'll try to stay serious: where i jump students are reqired to make at least 3 coach-jumps after being cleared for solojumping and before getting their a-license. these 3 jumps are covered with their fees. so i guess i get paid in some kind of way. i haven't charged any extra cash for coaching up to now and most of the time i accept it when slots are offered. if the attitude of the jumper is right, i have no problem paying for my slot. if the attitude sucks (hasn't happened yet) i'd take extra cash for shure. edit: charging 70 bucks for a coach jump from a non-a-licensed newbie is ridiculous. otoh - if i was doing serious training with one of the top-cracks, it might be worth the dough The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    SABENA (meanwhile extinct airline) = Such A Bloody Experience - Never Again The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    FUBIS = Fat Ugly Bitches In Spandex = the average american lard-ass (actually learned that one a long time ago from McDuck) WGASA = Who Gives A Shit Anyway The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    hast du's noch oben oder schon gelöscht? is the link still on your website or did you delete it? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    curved jumprun: the pink skyvan in austria uses this method to put out jumpers on a regular basis. never thought that this could be a problem. until i found myself under an open reserve in something like 11.000 feet (hybrid jump gone haywire, but thats a differnt story to be told somewhere else ) knowing that five tandem were to exit after our group scared the shit out of me -------->> after this experience i prefer the old fashioned straight approach The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    so there's two genius guys working on the same thing and then splitting up - is that a case of two type a personalities clashing? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i heard a story that ted strong and bill booth once, way back in the old day, actually worked together is it true & are there any interesting stories about this cooperation to be told? i'm really curious The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    and this looks hypocritical to me. if you knew about this issue, like you stated, why didn't you put major effort into this fact being known in these very forums? you (and others) know, that you post a lot (and usually a lot of well thought of information and concerned matter) in here. so why did you just shut up? looks like a case of: i should have told the audience but i forgot - now i have someone else to blame instead of myself The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    as a sidenote: make sure_NOBODY_points any *@%&+-flashlight in your eyes or wave that darned thing around on your way to alti - that cost me my lasst nerves on the first nightjumps i did. there was no way to get them to turn 'em at least down otherwise: enjoy the experience The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    landing a line-over = scary reason for not cutting away? maybe dirt-encrusted cutaway cables that got stuck in the housings? other than that (and beeing to low to safely perform ep's) i would chop the thing The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    if you want you can have my tape of chronicle 1. it's the pal version, so i don't know if it will work on your vcr The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    no injuries! hey that means i didn't learn anything in the last five years The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i know this is not going to happen - but i'd laugh my ass off if iraq offered help...... to all those who voted no: The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    I call bullshit. if you are seriuos - take a deep breath, step back from the computer, take off your rig and get a life The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    since there are no pics on the official site - your page was the logical link i s'pose btw: NIIIICE pics (even if i am definitely not into swooping) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    any gps-system. they won't work if you don't take into account that any watch runs slower once accelerated
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    Yep The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    pics can be found here The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    what a bunch of f******* morons - even worse: they make it to the news and are able to form pressure groups that are able to change what kids are taught The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    Bwahahahahaha *gottagoandwipetehcoffeofmyscreen* The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    leg-humping is for beginners - i'm a real addict The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    so the outcome so far: sinker in sc suggested to go to nashville because he knows (firsthand?) that all pervos dwell there. after i suggested to have a beer with him, he agreed - but only if allowed to cover his bum with duct-tape and i thought that i was kinky now you suggest that i should post this in the womens forum - wouldn't dare to post there but that's the first reasonable reply anyway
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    well i gave it a try here but no one took me seriously. maybe because the peeps in sc are to focused on guns, politics and religion to enjoy the bright side of life. so who wants to help a poor sex addict out? any chance to get laid by cute gay/het/bisexual/whatever dz.commers? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    translates as: "Bonfire is next door, there you can tell everybody that you just had sex for the first time.... answer: here i go! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    well since christel showed up it's time for me to go to nashville I'll date sinker and he's going to show me all these sexual places with all these perverted musicians hanging around The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666