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    just fixed it - now it's your turn
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    Too many US laws created by fundamentalists who live with the constant nagging fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time. i wonder what lawrocket has to say to this statement *LMAO* The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    A sexually-repressed society creates the demand for porn. thread-hijack: why are the states a sexually-repressed society? to many bigots? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    this whole discussion is sooooo u.s.-american on one hand you've got one of the biggest porn-industries, everyone is obsessed with boobs and on the other hand it's a big deal being naked? notto speak of the uproar an exposed nipple on tv causes The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    simply because a jumpsuit gives you at least some protection when you botch a landing plus added control (can you say booties?) there's nothing wrong jumping in shorts and t-shirt once in a while, except you can easily catch a cold on hot summer days when you are all sweaty. i remember one summer when all of us had a running nose in august cause we did a day of jumping almost wearing nothing The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    can't be said often enough. even in the aftermath of the two tandemfatalities (remember: pax falling out of improperly adjusted harnesses) there are still "instructors" out there who act otherwise The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    then you have to use your fists every other day - cause there are tons of people who "jepordize" your life on your way to work, on your way to the dz etc a classic line suited perfectly for speakers corner as for the original discussion, the lesson should be clear: #) protect your handles #) in the case of a not so flexible passenger, try to rehearse/train the exit while still on the ground would i have jumped in the given situation? honestly i don't know. if i am already out of the doors with my passenger and nobody being in the plane except the pilot and i realise my drogue is on the loose - probably yes. because i think the chance of the drogue getting blown out of the door (with me following) while trying to climb back is bigger than loosing the drogue out of my hand on exit The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    because just like your initial hypothetical situation, for a person to really just "cut away and just wait for your AAD to fire" would be an absolutely moronic thing to do. I s'pose for most of us such a suggestion is so absolutely not realistic, that nobody takes it seriously. just some weeks ago our rigging loft got a reserve repack from a jumper doing exactly this kind of thing. what an assclown The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    and the appropriate way to deal with this situation is to invite anybody sitting in front of a computer to join a flame fest? i think there are better ways to educate people on possible or on already existing scenarios. and for the record: no, I am not being p.c. here. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    given the video and the account the TI in question posted I think the TI has a reason to be angry to the posters jumping so easily on the bash-the-guilty-train: i hope you will always stay above things, you will never have a bad day and that everythings works like planned and trained as long as you jump The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    this? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    thats from the scary stories thread, isn't it? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    according to this logic, beloved p.c.-crowd, you will have to start flame wars all over you-idiot-f****-tube where, on a daily base, videos are posted, that contain defintly more controversial, hardcore, disgusting, questionable, derogative - you name it you'll find it - stuff, than a flipped bird in the centerfold of parachutist. as a longtime postwhore on dizzie once wrote: suck it up cupcakes! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    good for you - unfortunatly there is a shitload of jumpers out there who pretend on their damn f**** right to remain uneducated, ignorant & whatever The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    geez professor - i thought your field was physics not psychedelics The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    welcome to the 100% political correct funfree dz code of conduct, professional atmosphere etc - i thought these nasty words and phrases only existed in minds of lame assesd business-trainers *flame suite on * The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    beer

    feuergnom replied to feuergnom's topic in The Bonfire

    i know it's annoying to post youtube-clips, but that one made my day. enjoy
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    just got the news - so if the spaniards win, they'll kick you off ibiza, mallorca, gran canaria edit: WTF are we doing in here The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    if the russian team wins it will be the commies vs the krauts. i wonder who will win this time.... * *) just to add some political/controversial stuff thus preventing the movement of this thread to bonfire The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    it's always the same: first 20 minutes - absolutly nothing, the team plays like the are on tranquilizers. then the german team gets the first goal. and the wake up long enough to catch up. repeat the above. and then, in the last seconds of the last minute, just when you think that a soccer team can't perform any worse, they make the winning goal damn krauts
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    there is no tie... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    you just found the longest living thread on dizzie - it's on top of "stammtisch" since october 04 The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    well at least the (scientific) world will know a lot more of very little (things)
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    add a big ammount of painkillers cause the two of them are good for a double-dose of headache The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    which jesus do you mean? the one described in an old book or any other guy named jesus having his finger on the trigger? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666